Motel 5

A really cheap, crappy second-rate hotel.

(looking around at the dumpy lobby) Man, this place is skeevy - a real Motel 5.

by JerseyJohn September 4, 2007

no tell motel

Also known as a "love hotel" in Asia, this is a place where hookers and prostitutes take their johns to do their business. Often rented by the hour, these places are usually the worst possible places you could ever stay.

I hired a hooker and we went to the no tell motel. She took me around the world.

by Darth VeX June 8, 2013

old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

Motel Silverstream

A Creepy motel made by a cat named Silverstream from the warriors franchise where her kits become serial killers because of her bad parenting and the fact their father lives in a different town.

"I wish I could go to Motel Silverstream and see my kits" Graystripe said

by MintyyBecauseYes November 12, 2019

Motel blunt

motel blunt , joint or bowl is when roaches are used instead of greens.

bob: lets smoke a motel blunt?
billy: what's that?
bob: a motel blunt is when a blunt is rolled with roaches
billy: makes no sense
bob: think of the blunt as a motel and the roaches as cockroaches ... motel blunt

by lilyoni21 September 20, 2017

Roach Motel

Hotboxxing a closet but only with old roaches smoked through a pipe. A minimum of 5 roaches must be smoked in order to qualify for true Roach Motel status

Dude 1: Dude I'm outta weed... what are we gonna do?
Dude 2: Don't worry about it man we got hella old roaches
Dude 1: Uhh... looks like were staying at the Roach Motel tonight
Dude 2: Sweet

by Aramis, Mike, Nate December 4, 2006

mexican motel

mexican motel. Any car parked on any side street in any city
in California. (Mexiphornia USA East of LA South of Burbank)

Today I awake to smell of chile relanos in my mexican motel.
There over one million mexican motel in California !

by itichie_nocanpoo June 10, 2006