B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 24, 2019
Bare Minimum Bullshit (B.M.B.S) is a situation where one partner in a relationship does little to no amount of sexual activity. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy1: Bruh im sick of this girl’s BMBS
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
Guy2: tf is that?
Guy1: its when yo girl does the least, my v-card is still unswiped, and not a single crease either...
Guy2: Oh so you still a virgin?
Guy1: YES BRUH, and thats fine but I cant even get a handy :(
Guy2: I’m praying for you fam, stay strong
definition again: B.M.B.S. aka “bare minimum bullshit” it is when one partner in a relationship does none at all to the least amount of sexual activity possible. Typically the female performs BMBS toward the male. So the other partner just has to sit there.... unsatisfied and pissed.
by SCOTLY March 24, 2019
A female that accepts minimal attention, respect, time, love, admiration, and affection from her mate.
I feel sorry for her. She’s a BMB (Bare Minimum Bitch). Her man man knows she doesn’t have a car or a house. He makes lots of money and only bought her a bike. Wow!
by Sherëmy July 29, 2022
Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)
Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.
Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.
by Compersious June 25, 2019
I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?
Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”
by Hym Iam October 18, 2022
Oh? Do they adopt this sort of bare minimum of the philosophy they promulgate? That's the thing I said. Like 7 years ago. Even the slow brains are catching up!
Hym "Oh? Really? You mean they adopt the bare minimum of the philosophy they espouse? Really? You mean, it is what I said it was. The thing I said years ago was correct. Again. Does that ever frighten you? That the guy said he's going to kill God is ALWAYS RIGHT. Does that ever send a chill down your spine?"
by Hym Iam May 21, 2023
Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21
Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21
Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021