Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing

Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.

by Minderbinder December 14, 2022

Merch Design

Custom merchandise artwork, usually created for a band or musician.

I saw some amazing merch designs at the rock and roll concert last night!

by merchdesign.com May 11, 2006

Merch Wench

A worker at a Merchandise stand for a band or event or function of some sort. (this term only works for females)

Scene Kid: Oy! Lowly Merch Wench! get me a band shirt!
Merch wench: Aye Aye, Sire

by ahahaala July 16, 2009

Merch-Perving

When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.

"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"

by Padaddy April 12, 2021

Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!

When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.

by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019

youtuber merch

something so effortless that a YouTuber makes, a 4-year-old can 100% make a better t-shirt than a YouTuber (jake paul)

what's up guys I just dropped some YouTuber merch, go check it out the link is in the description.

by mr. midget123 January 31, 2020