Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Merch cut

When a live music venue takes a percentage of what a band or group earns from selling merchandise such as t-shirts and CDs at a gig. AKA stealing

Our band doesn't make as much money as we used to because a lot of venues are forcing us to take a merch cut.

by Minderbinder December 14, 2022

Merch Design

Custom merchandise artwork, usually created for a band or musician.

I saw some amazing merch designs at the rock and roll concert last night!

by merchdesign.com May 11, 2006

Merch Wench

A worker at a Merchandise stand for a band or event or function of some sort. (this term only works for females)

Scene Kid: Oy! Lowly Merch Wench! get me a band shirt!
Merch wench: Aye Aye, Sire

by ahahaala July 16, 2009

Merch-Perving

When one goes to the store to just feel the fabrics and get some sensorial satisfaction.

"Hey K, wanna go to the store to do some merch-perving?"

by Padaddy April 12, 2021

Seasonal Merch

When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!

When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.

by Florence Welch’s Pussy March 28, 2019

church merch

Free swag you get from your church on Sunday.

Hey Lucy, check out the free St. John’s coffee mugs. That’s some sweet church merch!

by Slump Daddy October 17, 2018