by ArchAwesome9 April 28, 2019
When you have sex with a woman and instead of showering you have a different female give you head to clean it. Usually to be clean for sex with another girl. Named after Martha Stewart because it's an inventive way to clean something which is what she is known for.
by Darick & Dave April 6, 2007
A ugly ass bitch that don't know what tf she's doing. She likes to be something that she's not. Fake asf tbh
by suckadick6969 December 5, 2017
A short teacher who is older than the Dino Danny. She is hard to take seriously since she is literally 3’9
SEKIS
SEKIS
Martha
by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 18, 2019
Usually a stupid bitchy teenager who has an extremely bad attitude towards everyone she meets. She will steal friends away from you, interrupt conversations, and dresses like a whore. Did I mention she's acts like she's popular and is rude as well? Oh, and she's very clingy.
Person: Hey who s that?
Person 2: The purge is coming.
Martha: *walking down with high heels, short shorts, a very showy top, and her weave in a bun* OH MY GOD LIKE GURLEEN IS SO CUTE WITH HIS JEWISH HAIRCUT. *texting some rapist or hooker*
Me: ...GURLEEN RUN.
Person 2: The purge is coming.
Martha: *walking down with high heels, short shorts, a very showy top, and her weave in a bun* OH MY GOD LIKE GURLEEN IS SO CUTE WITH HIS JEWISH HAIRCUT. *texting some rapist or hooker*
Me: ...GURLEEN RUN.
by Slitdick :) January 31, 2015
The most stweetest and cutest girl you've ever seen but once you get to know her shes a fucking barbie. its funny how she thinks shes hot shit because shes "cute" but she really isn't. shes a fucking fake bitch.
by fabcsd June 7, 2013
A ginger girl, very tall, skinny and definitely not strawberry blonde, she kinda intelligent but normally has no common sense. If eat food infront of her she will always take it.
by AnnoyingOrangeisag March 1, 2019