A dunghole masquerading as a city a few miles north of Boston. The population of Lynn is made up entirely of prostitutes, drug addicts, drug dealers, illegal immigrants, con artists, pregnant 14 year olds, deadbeat teenage dads, welfare cheats, and vagrants. The only industries that flourish in this squalid cesspool of a city are prostitution, drug dealing, arson, and pit bull fighting. There was hope for Lynn when a massive fire leveled much of downtown many years ago. Unfortunatly several more conflagrations or possibly a dirty bomb are required before this sub-human, third world hell-hole can be salvaged.
Question: What happened last night in Lynn?
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation
A:Murder during drug deal gone bad
B:Rape of teenager or elderly woman
C:Devastating 4 Alarm Fire
D:Gang Fight, killing several thugs
E:All of the Above
Answer: E of course
All stories will be printed in the Lynn Daily Item newspaper, complete with multiple mis-spelled words and missing or incorrect punctuation
by Little Jack Horny February 11, 2005
"I paid like $250 for a BJ from Ashlynn last night. I think the prices are going up." said Tom.
"Yeah right. That anal was $350 from Tanashalynn." Said steve.
"Yeah right. That anal was $350 from Tanashalynn." Said steve.
by Where the frogs August 6, 2017
She is the Asian girl that doesn’t look Asian. She looks like a Micronesian stick. If you know a Lynne imagine what they have to deal with.
Lynne=micro
by SakaBoto October 15, 2019
lynn is a 15 (almost 16) year old crazy person
she likes to kidnap her friends in a white van and elmo suit
dont test her, behind all the jokes she's a smart person with the best common sense ever
she'll also murder you if you say you love seán william mcloughlin aka jack, aka jacksepticeye
she also likes hamilton
she likes to kidnap her friends in a white van and elmo suit
dont test her, behind all the jokes she's a smart person with the best common sense ever
she'll also murder you if you say you love seán william mcloughlin aka jack, aka jacksepticeye
she also likes hamilton
by angrystickofbutter February 9, 2018
A loud mouthed teen-aged female who ditches her friends for her own selfish ambitions. Also know as a back-stabber.
She's Lynne... what do you exspect?
by Xomikki May 31, 2010
by new set it off fan February 17, 2017
A woman who is one of the most caring, understanding people you will ever meet. She can make you smile when you are crying and laugh when you are angry. She is loyal to those who she cares about and is kind to even her enemies. She is beautiful beyond all measures, not just because of her perfect skin or her lushious hair, but because her heart is bigger than the ocean. She will be your best friend but she will put you in your place when you need it. She will do great things.
by Don't crush the cat January 10, 2018