by IhateKeagans October 3, 2020
Keagan is a cunt. he plays with Morgans feelings and makes everything about himself. his dyslexic cousin is much cooler than him and keagan knows this. Keagan doesn't wear condoms and is dick is teeny tiny. keagan is also notorious for being a cousin cuddler.
Audrey- "who's keagan?"
Morgan-"keagan is a manipulative POS that doesn't use condoms. I hope he gets hit by a train in subway surfers"
Audrey- "FUCK THAT BITCH"
Morgan- "hes also a virgo."
Morgan-"keagan is a manipulative POS that doesn't use condoms. I hope he gets hit by a train in subway surfers"
Audrey- "FUCK THAT BITCH"
Morgan- "hes also a virgo."
by morgannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn69 July 16, 2020
Disappointing, Will abandon your boys for a hoe, and pretend he doesn’t know you in public. He is a man hoe, and should die.
by shlongslayer334 November 24, 2021
Person: “who is that?”
Person 2: “ oh that’s keagan. But don’t fall for him cause he’s irresponsible and abusive.”
Person 2: “ oh that’s keagan. But don’t fall for him cause he’s irresponsible and abusive.”
by Mother of his child October 16, 2021
do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you ant to know how much it was a lot more than anything and then it would do it all you do is do something and then you ask her for a good day or first time and do something about her and do you like it and you do something like you want and her kids want you and her kids to go and get them and do something or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or something or do you want to do it or do it and you don’t really have to friends or do you want to do it or something or
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THANKSGIVING SONG (Deck the Halls)
Pull your chair up to the table Fa la la la la la la la la
Grab the bowl of mashed potatoes Fa la la la la la la la la
Pass the turkey, pass the dressing Fa la la la la la la la la
Hurry up and say the blessing Fa la la la la la la la la
Down we now the food before us Fa la la la la la la la la
I am eating like a horse Fa la la la la la la la la
Now we eat the pumpkin pie Fa la la la la la la la la
Ate too much, I’m going to die Fa la la la la la la la la
Ate so much that now I’m sick Fa la la la la la la la la
Pass the Alka Seltzer quick! Fa la la la la la la la la
My poor belly did a flopper Fa la la la la la la la la
Next year I’ll just have a Whopper! Fa la la la la la la la la
Keagan Mooney is a cool guy
by DynamicDuo1732 November 25, 2019
Keagan Mooney is awesome.
by The epic gamer69420 November 22, 2019