A Janet is a loud mouthed, fat, ugly, loud mother fucking bitch who will never get married because she's a Sasquatch who sells sex toys only she uses.
SHE'S A WHORE.
SHE'S A WHORE.
by A Janet August 26, 2014
A Janet is someone Who lies purposely daily. A Janet usually is someone who starts to believe the lies they tell.
by Blanca Ortiz January 16, 2021
by janetthestankybitch October 31, 2019
by yorrick hunt January 8, 2008
A person who thinks they are helping but really aren't.
1) A Helpful Janet is a person who gives you driving directions to somewhere where they have never been nor have any idea where it is.
2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.
3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.
2) A Helpful Janet will hand you a tool you did NOT ask for.
3) A Helpful Janet seems to always be in the way.
by Sir Randall of Texas January 3, 2012
The photo enforcement cameras placed around Arizona by the state in order to catch speeders and those who run red lights to generate revenue to fix the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
Named for Janet Napolitano, the former governer who created this in order to balance the budget.
"Dude, the goddamed state put a janet cam on the street outside by my house and I've already gotten two tickets."
by jackpotjeff March 30, 2009