Goober

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.
That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.
by absoledgebag November 23, 2011
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Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009
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Goober

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.
A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.
by Azureblue May 12, 2014
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Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.
"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"
by Charlie43 August 05, 2008
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Goober

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye
Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!
by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009
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Goober

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.
That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.
by FagBoy July 07, 2005
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Goober

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.
When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.
by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010
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