Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.
by absoledgebag November 23, 2011

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.
I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!
Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
He just ate the garnish--what a goober!
That goober just pissed his pants!
by thedzone September 23, 2009

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.
by Azureblue May 12, 2014

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".
2.) Australian slang for semen.
2.) Australian slang for semen.
by Charlie43 August 05, 2008

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye
by KyleSmile&DogPile March 13, 2009

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.
by FagBoy July 07, 2005

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.
When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.
by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010
