Goat

describing less than favourable behaviours in social settings

gary was acting like an absolute goat after too many beers last night, the muppet ended up getting himself locked up.

my boss was acting like an absolute goat yesterday jobsworth

by Dave Butcher July 29, 2013

goating

The act of putting ones balls behind their legs while mooning an unexpecting boy. If said boy looks at mooner, mooner may touch unexpecting boys butt twice.
Mostly used by near-homosexual football players.

"Matt spanked Dusty twice after goating him!"

by c-dizzle YA HEARD August 15, 2006

GOAT

acronym for 'Greatest Of All Time'

J Dilla is the goat

by stanky_chips October 04, 2011

Goat

acronym for:
Gamer
On
A
Tractor

I've had it with these mothafuckin' gamers, on this mothafuckin' tractor!

goat

by A Fake Fat Sunny February 02, 2021

THE GOAT

I am the goat (Kori.K)

Hi my name is Kori and im gonna come back to this when im 18 and see if anything has changed. cya future me<3

Guy 1- do you know who Kori.k is????
Guy 2- No....?
Guy 1- Bro she THE GOAT

by the goat aka Kori (k) May 26, 2021

Goat

one of the derpiest animals you will find on the planet with is long face and its sideways eyes

The goat is so very derpy

by anonymous December 05, 2017

Goat

Usually, used to represent the absolute best at something. G.O.A.T stands for Greatest Of All Time.

Michael Jeffrey Jordan is the Unanimous, Undisputed, Agreed upon (by the majority people), Goat of basketball.

by deware February 20, 2023