A foon, is the result of a male to female sex change, the cock is turned inside out and becomes a vagina.
I licked a foon last night it was dry like your mom's chicken.

Dude you can't call that an inside out penis and it's a foon.
by Sketch424 November 26, 2016
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The setting of the legendary podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern."

do yourself a favor and listen to it.
I am a resident of Foon, and my name is

USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH

REALM OF EPHYSIYIES

MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW

MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS

DEVOURER OF CHAOS

CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS

OF TERR'AKKAS

THE ELVES KNOW ME AS

FI'ANG YALOK

THE DWARES KNOW ME AS

ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES

I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS

GAISMUENAS MEISTAR

AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU

DO

NOT

EVEN

KNOW!
by blorp'iaf November 26, 2019
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A fag and a coon combined to make foon.

The name can regularly be used amongst your friends but not exactly meant to always be insulting.
Hey you foon. FaceTime me

Chad your a foon

Your being such a foon right now . Give me my bag
by Neighborhood.grandma September 2, 2017
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(verb) fōōn

The subtle art of spooning with your feet.
It was too hot to sleep next to each other, we chose to foon instead.
by tosieover September 26, 2019
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Foon is caveman slang for food soon,

Most people that use this slang have fried there brains with the devils lettuce
Stonner 1 : Hey dude are we gonna grab somethin to eat yet
Stonner 2: yeah mate foon
by Awheebitofacookedcunt August 12, 2022
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