FAF

Stands for 'Fuck and Forget', a brief sexual encounter which is purely about the sex without any feelings for the person, desire to see them again or guilt at sending them on their way once gratification has been acquired. Usually, there is only one encounter between any given set of partners. Can apply to any given encounter without regard to sexual orientation. Similar to the type of transaction one might have with a whore, only no money is exchanged. Can be used to describe someone you'd like to screw solely for the sex, but would never want to see again.

Jane walks up to Steve, wondering why Steve wont call her back after that night of hot, passionate fornication: "Bitch, you were an FAF, get over it. I've already had three since you, you're yesterday's screw. Sorry." replies Steve.

by Anal_Poke April 26, 2009

FAF

F-AKE
A-S
F-UCK

Maleaka: "Yo nigga! I hear you gonna beat that one white chicks ass?! Why?"

Shawndraya: "Yuh! That bitch is FAF!"

John: "Aye man, you hook up with that one blonde bitch? Did you score?"

Scott: "Yeah, but her tits were FAF."

by AiMNooMer December 31, 2011

FAF

Fresh as Fuck. Someone with amazing style or fresh threads. All the ladies will jock them and they will get major action.

(hot wahini) "Oh my god you look so FAF! Please have sex with me"

by squid7777 October 23, 2011

FAF

Fat ass friends, two best friends who are fat.

you two are faf's.

nothing better than faf's.

by AERIC!!!!!! September 05, 2007

FAF

Fit as Fuck!

That east european chick is FAF!

by David Greenheld August 05, 2008

FAF

Funny As Fuck. Used in chatrooms, message boards, for IMing,texting, etc, ect.

Girl 1: OMG, den dat hoe slppd on a banana peel nd fel!

Girl 2: HAHAHA!! Dats FAF!

by ~Rebz~ December 09, 2008

FAF

Fat and Friendless. An acronym used to describe people who are both obese and unsociable. Can also be used sarcastically or as an excuse.

General Usage:
"Pfft, I dont have a date to prom, im too FAF"
"Hey look at that FAF'er over there without a date"
"Why would I be friends with him? He's FAF..."

Jenny: Why aren't you going to the party tonight?
Nick: I'm FAF.... duhhhhh!

by FAF King November 24, 2011