I don't guess

When you don't know, but also don't want to make an educated guess about the potential future state.
Joe: She asked me to marry her
Jojoe: What did you answer?
Joe: I don't guess
by tetterman September 06, 2020
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I don't wike it

This phrase was said by the greatest Chris of all time.... Chris Evans in an interview with Jimmy Fallon.
In his Bostonian accent, he changes the l's and the r's into w's making "I don't like it" into " I don't wike it."
His nephew too speaks like this and he claims that this incorporated with his day to day vernacular.

He claims to say " I don't wike it" a few thousand times to just to himself under his breath.
I don't wike it is a cute way of saying I don't like it
He even said this phrase in an interview with Jeremy Renner
Friend 1: hey let's go and work out.
Friend 2: Noooo... Please no.
Friend 1: what!? Why?
Friend 2: i don't wike it.
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i don't mind

Girlfriend: I don't mind if you go out with your friends

You: okay Thankyou

Girlfriend kills your family and skins your dog alive
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I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.
I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.
by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017
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I Don't Know

The third baseman on Abbot & Costello's baseball team in St. Louis.
Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say's playing third?
Abbot: No, Who's playing first.
Costello: Stay off of first, will ya? What's the guy's name on third base.
Abbot: No, What is on second.
Costello: I'm not asking you "who's on second?"
Abbot: Who's on first!
Costello: I don't know
Both in unison: THIRD BASE!!!!!!!!!
by pleesedu naht ask June 01, 2006
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I don't know

Phrase from the early 80s Nickelodeon television show You Can't Do That On Television that, when said, would cause buckets of green slime to fall on that person
- "Hey, where'd Moose go?"
- "I don't know."
by tofoomeister December 08, 2004
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I don't believe it!

phrase (var. I do not believe it!)
an expression of utter disbelief at a truly unfathomable circumstance. Popularised by the grumpy old man Victor Meldrew (Richard Wilson) from the popular BBC television situation comedy series, One Foot in the Grave, written by David Renwick. Although "I don't believe it" is the catchphrase of the show, the first time Victor said it was in the last few minutes of "The Return of the Speckled Band" - the final episode of the first series. Profanities such as ‘bloody’ and the rather taboo ‘fucking’ are commonly inserted by the proletariat to create a heightened sense of shock but are rarely uttered by the more refined classes of middle England.
From the sitcom;
On discovering a lamppost had crashed through his bedroom window 'Victor Meldrew' exclaimed "I don't believe it!"

Colloquial use;
Dave: Look Barbara, malt loaf is on 'buy one get one free'
Barbara: I don't believe it!
by Nicholas A. T November 10, 2008
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