The greatest actor ever to walk on the face of the earth. Sometimes refered to as "the zel" because he pwns that much ass in his movies, that he can have his own nickname. I wouldnt be the least bit surprized if the zel was actually god or the mesiah that the jews have been looking for. He even did a queer nickolodian commericial and made it greatness. If you disagree with me then you are retarded, AND THE ZEL WILL SMITE YOU WITH HIS ALMIGHTY ACTING SKILLS BITCH!
My friend:dude im gonna get fucking LAIED tonite
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey
Me: Denzel Washington has a new movie out
My friend: ZOMG!! im going to tell mirah carey right infront of her TITS that im going to see the new zel movie!!
Me: your right the zel owns mariah carey
by slizzamin samuel September 9, 2006
by anonymous April 13, 2005
When you’re fucking a potato and you nut in it. Then you put it in the oven and serve it to your family.
by Dirtiest Denzel December 8, 2020
Is simply the definition of "cool" at a level that Chuck Norris and David Hasselhoff cant even compare..
by Tristan Trouble May 6, 2007
One of the greatest American actors of all time, in fact one of the greatest actors of all time period. He's starred in a variety of excellent roles, most notably as co-lead in Training Day and as lead in 'The Book of Eli' a film that should go down as one of the greatest films of the 21st Century.
"I told you if you put that hand on me again you weren't gonna get it back." (Denzel Washington)
"Yeah, you did." (Raider)
"Yeah, you did." (Raider)
by 2.5Manual April 9, 2011
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