Curtis is the name of an absolute tool. No boy should ever look up to a man named Curtis. A man called Curtis is often smelly and lazy and therefore the word “Curtis” can be used as an insult. “Hey don’t be such a Curtis.”
Curtis’s tend to also be terrible at sports, especially football, they think they know what they’re talking about, when really it is a load of sh*t.
Curtis’s tend to also be terrible at sports, especially football, they think they know what they’re talking about, when really it is a load of sh*t.
by Ironman94 October 1, 2020
Insult. A guy who will call someone his best friend, then without any notice turn around and ditch them. And then say that said best friend was obsessed with him, when, in fact, it was him obsessing over the best friend.
Often referred to as "Bitch" or, more commonly in recent days "Brown Mouth".
Often referred to as "Bitch" or, more commonly in recent days "Brown Mouth".
Oh my god. You're turning into a Curtis.
by LUFCforlife April 18, 2008
An autistic hype beast who get butthurt when his yeezys are called fake. This gaywad prefers to pay all of his money on stupid fucking shoes and forgot to save some money to buy a toothbrush, which shows because of his teeth that are more yellow than Tyler Schneider.
Kid 1: oh my lord Curtis got the new yeezys he's so cool
Kid 2: No one should be fucking impressed that he spends 500 dollars on an ugly ass shoe.
Kid 2: No one should be fucking impressed that he spends 500 dollars on an ugly ass shoe.
by Some fag with no yeezys June 24, 2018
to have anal sex (because of no condom for vaginal sex)with the use of carlsberg as a lubricant then pull out and recieve head.
micheal curtis was at a party where he curtised a poor unsuspecting fat girl.
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne
micheal: do u wanna have sex?
fat girl: no
micheal: tough
(procedes to anally violate her with carlsberg lube)
*its not just A or B, theres always C
*carlsberg dont do lube, but if they did...
** posted by emmet dunne
by Fridge Waffle September 25, 2008
by tbills123 May 3, 2010
by Blue Eyed Soul Brother December 10, 2010
1. the most hairy man alive.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.
2. yet, still balding.....
3. has a massive heart.
4. very compassionate and impassioned.
5. very compatible with a jennaor jennah.
6. very metrosexual.
7. a best friend in every aspect of the word.
1. wow, that guy has so much roast beef he could go curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.
2. wow, that guy is hairy and kind of not..... what a curtis!
3. they are so sweet. they must have curtis-sized hearts.
4. that outfit is so fashionable for a man that it could be curtis.
5. you are my curtis.
by jennah cobb April 28, 2008