Simpy coomer

A word to describe just the simplest coomer ever. Like just dripping coom juice over all dem girls

Boy the sexlord Andrew Hotskin sure is the ultimate simpy coomer to ever coom

by Coomlord69 June 26, 2020

Coomer de les

A Man, or woman who gets sexual pleasure from a woman, or women having intercourse with another woman, or women (99% of them are bisexual)

Dude I asked Slaskin if I could brow his phone, and the first thing that popped up on his browser was two woman kissing each other he's one of those coomer de les!

by Slaskinateher July 26, 2023

Gootch Coomer

A very tight Man Bussy

"Man TC has a real Gootch Coomer but Dan has a Hola Hoop"

by 6liykulyyuilyluik January 1, 2022

Big Coomer

Associated with the KKK, this definition is an insult to an adult black male, whoever uses this word is the absolute scum of this earth.

"Hey, did you hear that? That racist called him a Big Coomer, piece of shit"

by ChadDaRad May 22, 2020

Dr Coomer

Full name: Dr. Coomer PhD.

Dr. Coomer: "Hello, Person!"
Person: "fuck off Dr Coomer im tryna eat chili"

by Dr. Coomer Phd April 17, 2023

Coomer

A funny old AI man from a funny half life series

"Hey Mr. Coomer."
"Ah, hello Gordon!"

by ajair March 18, 2022

Coomer

Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction

They will lie
They will make excuses

They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.

Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..

by MushroomPixels September 4, 2023