From Greek khronos, time; and Latin stupefacere, to be stunned.
The result when a person happens to glance at their watch and realize more time has passed than they assumed. Often linked with "Relativity" scenario's.
Dad: "Son. Why are you home so late?"
Son: "Sorry Pops. I was chatting with this girl I like, and I swear I thought it was only an hour. But when I looked down at my watch, 3 had passed by! I was Chronofied.
Dad: "Son. Stop making up stupid words."
Derived from Greek "chronos" (time) + Latin "vore" (eating). Any of a variety of time-consuming and potentially addictive toys, games or activities. Especially apt for computer games and web surfing.
A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.
Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."
Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."
I love this game- it's the best game ever! But it's sad that most people see the title and immediately skip past it because they think it's another shooting game (no offense to people who like that kind of stuff ^^.)