Call of Duty 

A phrase that declares a cheap action, such as yet not limited to: Going out with someone's ex, stealing the last soda, talking behind someone's back, throwing a grenade 5000 feet and killing someone, firing a grenade launcher point black resulting in a douche-bag-style victory, spawn-sniping, and kicking someone in the genitals.

Person A: John just took the last fucking Pepsi!
Person B:...Call of Duty.

Person A: Holy crap. That guy just killed me, he must be a hacker! I'm gonna noob tube that guy!
(5 seconds later)
Person B:...Call of Duty.

Call of Duty by Psychotick December 7, 2010

call of duty 

When you have to shit so badly that you feel the turtle running for the finishline before you can run to the toilet!

Yo beyatch don't mean to cut you short, but I'm having a call of duty and I needs to find the John Pronto!! Ya dizzle?

call of duty by Andi June 10, 2006

Call of Duty 

An impressive action first person shooter game set during the early to late 1940's, spanning across different theaters of Europe from the eyes of American,British,and Russian soldiers. This game outdoes Medal of Honor is almost every way, leaving that game in the dust. The multiplayer portion of the game lacks any vehicles but makes up for it with some intense infantry combat and an excellent single player campaign. A must buy.

Call of Duty kicks so much ass. Medal of Honor doesn't come close. Piece of garbage that was.

Call of Duty by JibbaJahba December 10, 2003

Call Of Duty 

A lifestyle, not an addiction.

Hey, I was gonna marry some woman and settle down with children, but what's the point when I can just play Call of Duty?

But what about dinner?

Take-away?

Call Of Duty by Ilovemorganfreeman April 12, 2010

Call Of Duty 

While a man is doing a woman (any position) and she opens her mouth to moan from the hot sex your friend hiding in the other room enters and sneaks up and poops in her mouth, thus the "Call" of duty.

Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.

Call Of Duty by thedaniel February 21, 2010

Call Of Duty 

When a guy says he plays this game, it's a red-flag. Tells me he's a douche and doesn't have enough time to even call their girlfriend for 5 minutes even though he'll stay up til 4 am playing. If you're getting laid, you might wanna check up on your girl. COD > Sex with hot gf? I don't think so.

gf: "Hey! wanna call me and tell me goodnight really quick?"
bf: "Yeah one sec."
gf: "Alright awesome :)"
3 hours later....
gf: "Ummm... you never called me."
bf: "Oh, I was playing Call Of Duty, hence why I never called."

Call Of Duty by skizzle69 January 9, 2011

call of duty 

The game your are pretty much forced to get every year because all of your friends have it and you don't want to be the only one who doesn't have it.

Person 1: Hey man I got the new call of duty the other day
Person 2: That's cool, I'm not gonna get it though
Person 1: WHAT NO EVERY ONE ELSE HAS IT! YOU WILL BUY IT TODAY OR WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANYMORE!

call of duty by growlithe1234 June 23, 2015