Branden

A bald white man who’s signature style, used to include a baseball cap

“Branden always wears that baseball cap so he doesn’t get a sunburn on his bald head”

by ♡☂♪ＮＡＥ♪☂♡ June 29, 2021

Branden

A beautiful girl given a boys name because her parents thought everyone would know who The Brandenburg Concertos are.

“What’s your name, Brandy??”
“No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden
I blame my parents for that one…

by The original wolf October 11, 2021

Branden price

Paying fully inflated price for a product.

I need to put gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Branden price.

by Brett Birdsall March 8, 2022