a dumb artist that got her mother to redo her birth papers to say she was 17 when she was really 21 but in the end everyone found out.
a dumbass that shouldnt be singer.
a dumbass that shouldnt be singer.
by KMV January 11, 2007
amamzing grace, how sweet the sound.....
I WONDER IF SHE WOULD SING THAT IN CHURCH WITH THE SAME OUTFIT SHE HAD ON WEN SHE WAS GRINDIN ON JAY-Z IN CRAZY IN LOVE?
I WONDER IF SHE WOULD SING THAT IN CHURCH WITH THE SAME OUTFIT SHE HAD ON WEN SHE WAS GRINDIN ON JAY-Z IN CRAZY IN LOVE?
by hotgurl March 13, 2004
half bitch, half fiancee'
"Hey, wanna go to Happy Hour with me, Bill, and the rest of the posse on Thursday?"
"Is Bill bringing his beyonce?"
"Yeah."
"Then, 'Hell No!'"
"Is Bill bringing his beyonce?"
"Yeah."
"Then, 'Hell No!'"
by $K February 20, 2004
Pop-r&b artist who became stratospherical superstar in 2003 but has since become a sad reminder of what happens when pop singers grow an ego the size of Tommy Lee's member. See "Ring the Alarm", "B'Day" and "Deja Vu" for further examples of said weaning success.
Hey, didn't Beyonce's single "Ring the Alarm" only reach No.12 on the US pop charts? Not to mention having the honor of the worst video possibly ever made, entitled "Deja Vu".
by Markosss October 1, 2006
im sorr to judge her but what happened to the days when she would sing gospel, now she jiggles her butt around with no clothes on
by joe ninja November 3, 2003
BEYONCE A fake black blonde. Who struts around thinking her shit don't stink. Who uses Jay-Z for protection from people who see her for what she really is. Self centered, fake, probably bald, funny shaped, sreaming singer, bad hair weaves, vurge of being fat, did I say fake, and wants to out do Jlo in anyway possible.
EX: Man why your girl still with you? Don't she know you made Free on 106 & Park get an abortion. That must be that Beyonce in her.
by One and Only! Hear it first! July 9, 2005
1.Beatiful black amazing singer slash ok dancer, she uses her ass to make people think she can dance better than she actually does,slash terrible actress no wait after dream girls she managed to work her way up to just a bad actress.
2.More than likely to be included in the top 10 biggest hypocites of the 21st century.
3.Contradicts herself more than the entire Jackson family alone
4.Bird brain with a fucked up weave 90% of the time
5.And when this broad finally does something on her own or doesnt steal any more moves from these other hot, young entertainers someone plz let me know, remember when Ms. Christina Aguilera's video "Dirty" hit the scene way before "Crazy in love" and she did the so-called "Beyonce booty dance" and went to the floor with it, and when Riannah did that back bend in "SOS" Beyonce once again had to take credit for something her limited brain couldn't think of on her own, Amerie got at that chick for trying to steal her syle, and my nigga snoop was the originator of the word bootylicious to clear that shit up, they've too "worked hard" and doesn't deserve Beyonce taking credit for something they did way before that blonde even thought about doing it and trying to take full responsibility for starting it.
6.Someone always claiming to work hard but i dont see when that would be when 80% of the time shes stolen her ideas from others
7.Needs Jay-Z to upgrade her ass for real, what ever that chick is too dumb to think of on her own shes always got that nigga jigga to guide her dumb ass through every step ahead oh yea and her dumb ass parents that made her into the bird-brain she is today by spoiling her and letting her think its ok to go through life with little education and a disrespectable self image to younger audiences who see her fake ass as a role model.
8.A nut-case that actually thinks she has another person inside her named "Sasha" that comes out when she's on stage, if that ain't nutts with two t's i don't know what the fuck is
2.More than likely to be included in the top 10 biggest hypocites of the 21st century.
3.Contradicts herself more than the entire Jackson family alone
4.Bird brain with a fucked up weave 90% of the time
5.And when this broad finally does something on her own or doesnt steal any more moves from these other hot, young entertainers someone plz let me know, remember when Ms. Christina Aguilera's video "Dirty" hit the scene way before "Crazy in love" and she did the so-called "Beyonce booty dance" and went to the floor with it, and when Riannah did that back bend in "SOS" Beyonce once again had to take credit for something her limited brain couldn't think of on her own, Amerie got at that chick for trying to steal her syle, and my nigga snoop was the originator of the word bootylicious to clear that shit up, they've too "worked hard" and doesn't deserve Beyonce taking credit for something they did way before that blonde even thought about doing it and trying to take full responsibility for starting it.
6.Someone always claiming to work hard but i dont see when that would be when 80% of the time shes stolen her ideas from others
7.Needs Jay-Z to upgrade her ass for real, what ever that chick is too dumb to think of on her own shes always got that nigga jigga to guide her dumb ass through every step ahead oh yea and her dumb ass parents that made her into the bird-brain she is today by spoiling her and letting her think its ok to go through life with little education and a disrespectable self image to younger audiences who see her fake ass as a role model.
8.A nut-case that actually thinks she has another person inside her named "Sasha" that comes out when she's on stage, if that ain't nutts with two t's i don't know what the fuck is
Girl:sorry for the rage i caused earlier
Guy:Im just glad you calmed down i never seen that side of you before
Girl:If you didn't know that was the Tasha coming out of me
Guy:What the hell are you talking about?
Girl:I have two personalities like Beyonce what do you think about that?
Guy:Bitch i dont think but i know you are crazy
Guy:Im just glad you calmed down i never seen that side of you before
Girl:If you didn't know that was the Tasha coming out of me
Guy:What the hell are you talking about?
Girl:I have two personalities like Beyonce what do you think about that?
Guy:Bitch i dont think but i know you are crazy
by Diamond Owens January 19, 2007