Bandit

A totally cool and self righteous diety

by Bandit 72 September 26, 2003

Bandit

Incredibly stupid person.

Don't be such a bandit

by Tomtom April 13, 2003

bandit

Generally aimed in the UK towards those who annoy you and piss you off.

Also found around the world:
Spanish - "el bandito..."
French - "le bandite..."

Also in other context, "bandit" can be attached to other words eg.
arse-bandit

Dave:"Dude, i just screwed your mum!"
Tom:"Argh...Dave, you bandit!"

by Jules May 25, 2004

Bandit

A 'Red-Eyed Bandit' is a stoner who looks really high, dopey and red eye'd from smoking chronic. ANYONE can tell that a 'red-eyed bandit' is on drug's.

"You're doing the 'Red-Eyed Bandit', you'd better not go home yet."

by Diego August 17, 2003

Bandit

Ian Begg - The legendary bandit of Cheersville.

You're a bandit mate!
Hey it's Ian "Papa" bandit!
What a fuckin bandit!
Go to the Blue Boar?...you bandit!

by Isaac Reckon September 23, 2003

bandit

a sneaky person the likes to be a feelip in the porta potty. especially when humphrey is in town

hehe im a bandit

by ja rule and fitty cent representing April 30, 2004

Swass Bandit

A man or woman wielding a weapon, i.e. a gun, knife, or deadly fists that demand you allow them to take your underwear in collateral with your life. The Swass Bandit may go impromptu during the theft and demand you spread your butt cheeks so they can sniff and lick your sweaty asshole. This will usually happen within the hottest months of the summer.

Whilst walking home home from work, it was really hot and I was ambushed by a Swass Bandit. She came out of the bushes and demanded to sniff my panties. I happily obliged as the knife was sharp, and readily spread my ass cheeks to indulge the Swass Bandits fetish.

by Rimjob Ninja May 22, 2013