What your best friend refers to your mom as.
by xcrzysquirrelx March 21, 2009
The gayest human you will ever meet , and that’s the true tea hunty.
*death drops and leaves the room*
*death drops and leaves the room*
Person1: have you seen ArCHiE
Person2: sorry I haven’t darling xx
Person1: okie dokie, have a nice day *Slaps that bish for kissing her*
Person2: sorry I haven’t darling xx
Person1: okie dokie, have a nice day *Slaps that bish for kissing her*
by That’s all the tea hunty September 3, 2019
An Archie is Super sexy and fucking fit, he has a massive dick, 9 inches long. He's also a really nice guy, has a great personality. Plus Archie's amazing at sports and in great in bed too.
Girl 1: oh look it's the really fucking fit guy called Archie
Girl 2: yeah it is, I really like him did you know he has a 9 inch dick and is great in bed, well that's what all the other girls said about him
Girl 1: yeah I know
Girl 2: yeah it is, I really like him did you know he has a 9 inch dick and is great in bed, well that's what all the other girls said about him
Girl 1: yeah I know
by FreeSex: 07498 992151 June 27, 2019
A person, usually in their early teens, who lies about their age to have sex with older men
A reverse pedophile
A reverse pedophile
Person 1: Hey did you hear what happened to Jess last night?
Person 2: Yeah, the poor bastard was arrested after they found out he was dating an Archie.
Person 2: Yeah, the poor bastard was arrested after they found out he was dating an Archie.
by the kombucha mushroom people May 30, 2020
by Urmotherfaggot April 14, 2019
Archie is normally a short guy with blond hair and piercing blue eyes. He’s normally a athletic kid and good at football but when it comes down to rugby he’s as useful as a rag. He’s a great guy to date because normally he’ll worry about his gf more than himself but he will be quite shy when you first meet him and be trying to impress you. He’s a great person deep down even though he seems like a hot headed idiot and if you talk shit about him he will find you and he will kill you this is why he picks his friend groups carefully and intelligently.
Person: Why is Archie such a dick?
Persons friend: SHHHHHH!!!!!! He might be listening *covers friends mouth*
Persons friend: SHHHHHH!!!!!! He might be listening *covers friends mouth*
by Doggie 292837294 November 16, 2018