Alan

pussy ass bitch that speaks in monotone
is asian and has a bowlcut
huge fucking nerd

He usually has long black hair
A man with a big cock
Wanted by all the girls
Usually plays football

Person: Stop being an Alan
Alan: Alan’s are the best!

by Aloose The Moose October 1, 2019

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Alan

Cool,suave,funny,handsome,attractive, smart,tough

Have you dated Alan oh I wish I dated him

by Coolkid17291 December 1, 2016

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Destined To be the greatest teacher on earth

Alan is my favorite teacher

by mellowhitefellow March 14, 2017

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Kindest person has the best sense of humour the most supportive person you will ever meet he is quite but mighty also one of the smartest you will ever meet you will never want to lose an Alan so hold on to him he will always have the best facts and the best TV recommendations and movie recommendations so always listen to them he is the best person you can ever meet so always make sure to let him know that he doesn't always believe the good things about him so you may have to remind him

Oh you know Alan? You are so lucky never let him go

by Loves you:) October 3, 2022

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