1 2 Mayweather

An absolutely legendary phrase. You know what it means. Can be used in tandem with “3 4 McGregor" for extra emphasis.

Alexa: Dude I hit ‘em with the 1 2 Mayweather!
Josephina: Damn that’s tiiiiiight!
Maddi: What the hell is a 1 2 Mayweather? You guys sound stupid.
Eva: C’mon, you should know by now. It’s the 1 2 Mayweather, and it’s the greatest. *Mic Drop*

by AT-ATLien January 17, 2018

103 1/2

The threesome version of 69

There had to be a position for a three way 69, he thought. And would that make it a 103 1/2 instead?

by Fanfiction Reader September 9, 2008

1/2 bused

1. variation of "to be thrown under the bus" in which the victim is pushed under the bus when the front wheels have passed thus catching the running board and rear tires of the bus.

usage: "i got 1/2 bused in the meeting the other day when josh pretended to stick up for me but then threw me under the bus when he saw things were really going south."

by neildanny May 16, 2007

1, 2 switcheroo

When one needs to use a public restroom to take a #2 and finds that he is not alone. Because he is too embarrassed to take a shit while another is present, that individual fakes to use a urinal until the other person leaves the restroom and then switches to a toilet for a #2.

Man 1: I had to take a massive dump today while I was in class.

Man 2: OK?

Man 1: So I walked out of class and went to the restroom. And when I was in there someone else was there as well. So I faked like I was pissing in the urinal until he left and did the 1, 2 switcheroo.

by kennyj48 October 24, 2013

20 1/2

Half as hot as a 41

Hey John, there’s a 20 1/2 at 12:00

by thiswasmyonlyoption December 12, 2017

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal

by mixon606 January 27, 2018

Douchebag 1 & 2

These guys

Do you believe these are my sons? Meet Douchebag 1 & 2

by SlimJam August 12, 2020