Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine”

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023

Sheep-adjacent

Like llamas and shit.

What animals do they have on the farm?
You know llamas, alpacas, all the sheep-adjacent animals.

by El Pancake May 29, 2022

Racist Adjacent

An individual who while not directly exhibiting racist tendencies themselves, can oftentimes be found championing, befriending, and socializing with those who do.

Donald Trump isn't a racist, he's just racist adjacent.

by Left Briggity October 26, 2020

Gay Adjacent

When people that are not LBGT use pronouns in their email signature.

Did you see Trevor's email signature? He is gay adjacent.

by BasedinBC September 22, 2023

Bi-adjacent

According to my boyfriend Miguel, bi adjacent is like being pansexual

Oh yeah; Chessy is bi-adjacent. She is an equal opportunity slut

by garlicygirl June 24, 2022

closet adjacent

A male who displays homosexual tendancies, but still has sex with women.

Don: "Hey. Have you met that Johnny kid? That guys seems pretty gay."
Ray: "Yeah, but he's banging my sister, so maybe he's closet adjacent."

by Nicholas Pappermen May 22, 2011

rape adjacent

That which is near to that which is rapey.

"Why would you go this way? People get raped out here!"
"I think we're ok, its only rape adjacent."

by ScoonNfriends September 20, 2017