Satan has come forth in human form as dubstep producer Rusko. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an uberEpic battle with his nemesis God (aka deadmau5).
Rusko is the second coming of Satan!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
God tells everybody Satan is the source of all evil. In reality, God kills everybody, causes me misery, and Satan just goes around telling everybody the truth about God.
by God can sucks Jesus' balls March 14, 2009
A disparaging adjective applied by fundamentalist Christians to anyone or anything outside their own particular belief system.
by AynRandsTeddyBear April 29, 2005
by Vivec May 15, 2005
TRUE Satanic / Satanistic :
To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.
To have an enhanced and unadulterated focus of the body and mind. An elightenment of the self as opposed to a supernatural or "white-light" form of enlightenment.
A dark soul, or the dark and/or magical forces of nature.
Occultism minus the idiocy.
by Ian the Almighty October 4, 2006
What your mom looks like.
person 1: hi this is my mom *shows mom*
person 2:OMG YOUR MOMMA LOOKS LIKE SATAN OIGS IN BKANEKTS AND A BAG OF TRUXTON> OMMMMMG
mom: lolwut
person 2:OMG YOUR MOMMA LOOKS LIKE SATAN OIGS IN BKANEKTS AND A BAG OF TRUXTON> OMMMMMG
mom: lolwut
by Satan's DAUGHTERRRR December 27, 2012
Satanism is ideological bullshit. There are two types of Satanism which are both equally bullshit:
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
Atheistic Satanism: Comprised of edgy atheists who ignorantly think their inherently selfish ideology is superior to all other ideologies. This form of Satanism teaches that one should worship themselves and give in to all carnal pleasures. LaVeyan Satanism is this type of Satanism which also teaches its adherents to believe in superstitious magic in the seventh rule of of its "11 Satanic Rules" that they teach.
The eighth rule declares that they shouldn't complain or cry over things "they needn't subject themselves to" like definitions such as this one. Yet like hypocrites, these atheist Satanists are constantly found on social media crying about Christianity which has no impact on their life and does more beneficial things for humanity than their ideology which in the 1st rule tells them not to preach their foolish opinions (like they do everywhere) "unless asked" and in the 11th, tells them to "destroy" anyone who bothers them.
All atheistic Satanists will also get triggered over people claiming they worship Satan despite the name of their cult originating from exactly that. Worship of the devil. Atheistic Satan Churches function similar to Scientology in that regular donations are required to ascend with ex-members being subjected to harassment and witch hunts by current members as LaVey's own daughter testified to when she left the Church of Satan.
The second form of Satanism is Theistic Satanism like The Order of Nine Angels which does worship the devil, operates in secrecy and allegedly practice human sacrifices by their own claims. The one thing it has in common with atheistic Satanism is that it also teaches one to give into their addictions and carnal lusts.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
All forms of Satanism are bullshit and are mere cults. Atheistic Satanism is just an extension of atheist stupidity and rebellion against religion while Theistic Satanism is comprised of those who genuinely worship and believe in the Devil.
by Teacher of Truth August 5, 2018