chode 

Someone who is just as round as they are tall. Short and fat.

Look at that chode mutha fucka walkin out of the dough-nut shop!

chode by Michael May 7, 2005

chode 

it is not the same thing as a gooch. the people who think that are dumb asses. a chode is where your cock is thicker than it is long

you are a chode if you believe it is a gooch

chode by big poppa February 22, 2005

chode 

Chode: A penis upon which its width is the same size/length as its length.

It durrives from the latin word short penis...

Man it was so hard getting hard because of my chode.

The ladies hate my chode.

That trannie rejected me because of my chode.

chode by Kirb July 7, 2004

chode 

A foking dick thats short, hairy, and fat!

Dude, you got a foking chode!

chode by Peter North September 26, 2004

chode 

A penis wider than long, shaped like a tuna can

Me and my bud will slap u with our big ass chodes

chode by Chode Masta G February 1, 2005

Chode 

An idiot. Usually a male, why acts like a moron. A guy who just doesn't get it. That guy who is either self-absorbed to the point of annoyance.

Dude, he's a chode! I want to kick his ass!

Chode by Robicus April 12, 2006

Chode 

pronounciation(ch-owed)

Chode is a word used to describe a a small and fat person
or the person could be muscular and small.
If you give them a shape you would compare them with a bowling ball.

Oh my good god that man is a complete an utter CHODE!!!

Chode by Charlie Ads February 23, 2008