Chode

The fat that you scrape out of the grease trap of a George Foreman Grill or other pan that catches the cooling grease from cooking meat.

Did you clean the chode out of the pan?

by lidabets January 4, 2010

Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004

Chode

The area between a guys part and his ass. Or a derogatory term for someone refering to the real definition.

Gosh, my teacher is such a freakin chodewaxer.

by gashdammit September 21, 2005

Chode

Penis.
Twice the Girth, Half the Length

Suckle on my chode bitch

by Weegro December 25, 2008

Chode

A dick that has more girth than length.

Girl1: Girth is the best :D
Girl2: CHODE LOVER!
Guy1: So, I heard you like chodes? :)

by ~ Nate ~ May 5, 2010

Chode

A person who introduces themselves as "<name> the 4th level Cleric" (or any lame-ass nerd title) to anyone in modern society.

Hi I'm Larry the 4th Level Cleric - aka Chode.

by arkangel53 March 10, 2009

Chode

A short, chubby penis.

"I drew a big fat chode in the mud on that guy's car." or "shut up, you chode face."

by Ang December 17, 2002