Asssh wednesday

Asssh Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday falls on Valentine's Day and you pull your cock out of her ass and make the sign of the cross on her forehead.

I totally gave that Catholic chick an Asssh Wednesday, right on top of where the priest did today.

by Koopdoggydogg February 15, 2018

Bag Wednesday

The Wednesday between Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday, celebrated by playing cornhole. Preferably at Penn-Ohio Cornhole.

I will be spending Bag Wednesday at Penn-Ohio, playing cornhole with family and friends.

by Siwel069 April 16, 2025

Wednesday

1. That one friend that always seems to be obsessing over that game none of your other friends has ever actually played but for some reason they always want you to play it. It's not even your type of game. They just don't want to spoil it for you because it "Has such an interesting plot twist".
2. When somebody is excited about your school half days.

"Y'know, Jess is being a real Wednesday today. Like seriously, what even is OMORI?"
"Guys guys guys! We can watch Swango stream today! It's our favourite half-day, Wednesday!"

by Twilight/Tokonoshi May 16, 2021

low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.

The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.

by MA annonymous September 4, 2016

Phuza Wednesday

Said (poo-zah)

As 'phuza' is the traditional zulu term for drink, it follows that 'phuza Wednesday' is the act of drinking (most commonly binge drinking) on a Wednesday night. and can be applied to any night of the week really.

This has become a burgeoning tradition among South African youth, a mini weekend on a wednesday

"Let us go and make a PhuZa wednesday with the Sunday Punchers"

by Rejectco November 23, 2011

Wipe Wednesday

Wipe Wednesday is when you only wipe your ass on Wednesday's because it is when you get pegged by your girlfriend, commonly referred to as such due to the correlation of wednesday being called “humpday” and the humping motion used to peg

I’m so excited to get pegged this wipe wednesday

by rn30 April 20, 2024

Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.

"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"

by goicker March 10, 2023