Wednesday

today

This is Wednesday. Today

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.

She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.

by TaintYanker October 16, 2025

6 ways from wednesday

Smashed magnified to another dimension, as if I as a person was a carnival or a knight in medieval times.

Dude, tonight, I'm totally gonna get 6 ways from Wednesday with this bottle of Jack Daniels!

by ChickInLimbo December 4, 2010

Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.

"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"

by goicker March 10, 2023

Bag Wednesday

The Wednesday between Palm Sunday and Easter Sunday, celebrated by playing cornhole. Preferably at Penn-Ohio Cornhole.

I will be spending Bag Wednesday at Penn-Ohio, playing cornhole with family and friends.

by Siwel069 April 16, 2025

Green Wednesday

Wearing Green on Wednesday means that you're extremely horny.

"bruh why are you always wearing green on wednesday?"

"it's called green wednesday. if you wear green on wednesday it means that you're horny as fuck"

"damn imma start wearing green on wednesday too"

by lukehemmingsismydad March 20, 2024

White Boy Wednesday

White boys don't get enough credit for everything they've. That's why this Holiday known as White Boy Wednesday will be celebrated the first Wednesday of August. It is celebrated to remember all the white boys and to remember the simpler times: times with no women

Today I Celebrated White Boy Wednesday. I love white boys.

by Groontsquad August 7, 2024