Me: How was your date last nite?
Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.
Friend: Pretty well, I went down on my girlfriend at her place and recieved a pooh mustache in the process.
by JYW1 January 4, 2011
by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022
When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
by amoneybitch December 8, 2008
Granules of cocaine that have settled into the sniffer's facial hair, primarily in the mustache area. These can be formed from shakey hands, bad aim, or excessive nose hair which can act as a filter to larger debris.
Mikey must have snorted some cocaine in the bathroom because he has enough mustache dandruff to make Bobcat Goldthwait say, "I can't feel my face".
by Cpt.BAMF January 12, 2021
It’s the name for any liquor that mixes into the system of any low life thief. You can usually smell it as if it were dripping from a white trash mustache. You usually have 100% proof that they did it while they believe they are a drunk ninja.
by 696dfsdnkg March 1, 2020