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IBM Keyboard 

first, you have the beam spring stupidly loud with a solenoid in a lot of them built well and they are ridiculously tall and expensive, then you have the slappy Capacitive driven model F keyboard of what I use a lot of and I have 4 of those if you think the model m is the best-bucking spring then you have not slapped away on and it is a lot smoother and it is louder than the model m, but it's also expensive for a NON-XT layout a model f AT can cost upwards of 500 bucks and an f122 iv seen up to 1k for restored there are other ones like 4704 and those cost a ton for a nonreproduction you can get a reproduction for under 400 bucks. The model F is a literal brick Shithouse rated to 100M+ keystroke life and cant fall apart because of plastic rivets like the model M. The venerable model M what most of us know about is a buckling spring over membrane design vs the capacitive of the model f and comes with 1 plate of steel vs 3 or 2 of the model for all metal in the 4704 for the case the model m is considered to be a tank build keyboard but in fact, it has an Achilles heel the plastic rivets used to hold it together over time pop off and have to be drilled out and replaces with bolts or screws called "bolt modding". but you got to hand it to them these keyboards are around 25-34 for the majority of them and they have held up better than a razer can and can be fixed. side note model m is MEMBRANE diven. still better than a lot of garbage gamer keyboard built well types like a dream
Godammit Mallard why is your IBM Keyboard so HEAVY me. well the model f is heavy because its made with 3 plates of steel
IBM Keyboard by holy malards August 14, 2020
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ducky keyboard 

An absolute flex of a keyboard; it is a fact that 34.1% of all PC gamers have ducky keyboard because it clicks cool.
PC gamer: check out the clicking sound of my $100 HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard!
Me: Wow. That’s a cool HyperX x Ducky One 2 Mini Mechanical Gaming Ducky Keyboard.
ducky keyboard by UrmomDictionary December 6, 2020

Wireless Keyboard 

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft
"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"

My Keyboard 

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My Keyboard by DevRH January 13, 2023

Forehead keyboard 

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.
I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.
Forehead keyboard by anonymous March 5, 2023

Forehead keyboard 

Teabagging someone rapidly on their forehead after nutting on it.
I can't believe Hosea pulled a forehead keyboard on Julia.
Forehead keyboard by anonymous March 5, 2023

How keyboard 

Jokingly written to make fun of bad support requests, mainly seen in the CoD modding community.
Idiot: hello how to write a chat black ops 2
Idiot: How keyboard

Moderator: are you an idiot?
How keyboard by PLamble April 7, 2023