split keyboard

A feature on practically every mobile keyboard that is either the most useful or the most fucking useless and annoying feature
Dickface: I love my split keyboard

Cowshit: piss off, split keyboard can suck my dick
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dating keyboards

when someone gives up on trying to meet people of the opposite sex in person and resorts to online dating sites.
guy #1: oh, you've gone back to online dating?
guy #2: yeah, i got tired of being rejected in person, so i've resorted to dating keyboards
by Dave_Sammich March 05, 2012
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Keyboard Hawking

The act of a person continuously waiting for a message. (Via Facebook or Text) Said person will INSTANTLY reply with gusto.
Damn, she must be keyboard hawking. That bitch replies Fast!
by Scorp130n May 20, 2013
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Keyboard Conservative

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.
Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017
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Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.
Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*
by shreky daddy August 19, 2018
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Keyboard Stroke

When you smash your face on the keyboard.
"Nwtjwyjwjrehrj"
"I think he had a Keyboard stroke!"
by Jewlzex March 25, 2017
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