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keyboard kisser

Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.
Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.
by NotUrMomma November 7, 2022
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Wireless Keyboard

A tool used to hit people over the head in anger when you die in Minecraft
"I just hit my brother over the head with my wireless keyboard and he stopped breathing"

"Sheesh!!!"
by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022
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by  September 21, 2022
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Keyboard Warrior

Someone who is to weak in real life to fight so they berate you over only platforms.
They are generally really toxic and there name is usually Joshua Hu
Joshua Hu is such a keyboard warrior
by Rickaxely June 2, 2022
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Keyboard Gremlin

A person who likes to attack or bully someone for their likes and interests online. A Keyboard Gremlin would write hate comments on someone's interests/Hobbies and make a large group upset.
by MoXoxo December 29, 2021
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keyboard

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by clicky clicky April 20, 2022
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keyboard-socialism

A political and economic theory/philosophy where the keyboard production, distribution and exchange is regulated by the community and its marketing.
The market of keyboards have been monopolized, we need keyboard-socialism.
by Echg February 5, 2022
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