Skid Row Smoothie

The sexual act of cuming and bleeding into a cup and freezing it. After it freezes, you unthaw it and present it to a woman in a very classy way. She proceeds to slam the smoothie like SHOENICE22 and then you fuck or whatever no one does this shit I made it up

"Yoooo I gave my GF a skid row smoothie epic style"

by jo3def;ouiwefgpc;wqaf February 26, 2022

Predator row

The Line/row of men found on the walls or edge of dance floors staring at prey. They sometimes but rarely attack their prey.

“Last night I saw so many guys in predator row”

by milkyfire September 28, 2019

dick row

An insult

Chad you are being such a dick row right now

by Peennut August 4, 2019

oliver rowely

A autistic man who is obsessed with dicks and a good pornstar

Person: I got a big dick
Oliver: send some please
Person: You really want it oliver rowely ;)

by Harleyx October 20, 2017

Skid Rowing

When a chick gets on top of another chick and rides like riding a dick.

Took old girl home, within 5 minutes, the Skid Rowing began.

by Phillopian69 February 6, 2018

Rowing the Motorboat

A behavior involving

a. 1 male and 1 female
b. 1 male and 1 female

or
c. 1 male and 1 female.

This biological process occurs when a a person of the female sex is sitting on your lap and her boobs are pressed into your face. As you motorboat her boobs, your hands are thrust in a symmetrical fashion, extending from the center of your chest to the outside. This is similar to rowing a boat. As you are rowing the boat, the female is sitting on top of your lap, grinding on your privates.

Friend 1: damn bro did you hear about je'marcus
Friend 2: yeah I heard he broke his hands trying to row the fat chick from apartment 1-a
Friend 1:yeah he was rowing the motorboat

by tahck May 28, 2014

Row boater

One who rows a boat.

In that picture you are rowing a boat. Therefore you are a row boater.

by Foreveryoung September 20, 2014