Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.

Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!

by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019

vacation elbow

A temporary medical condition that effects Father’s while on vacation. Typical triggered by loud noises or repeated blows to the seat back. When this malady Occurs the fraternal elbow engages in a manner which generally strikes the person sitting behind them in the car, train, plane or ship.

My vacation elbow was acting up when I had to drive from New York to Florida. Now both my kids have black eyes.

by Darryl Cartrip June 8, 2019

Vacation Soda

When you put soda in a cooler on vacation and its harder to open because the aluminum shrinks.

I cant open this it has Vacation Soda.

by Soda_Man October 6, 2022

Vacation Bitch

When your head is spinning with anger and frustration and you type "vacation bitch" instead of "fucking bitch" and everyone over analyzes the word and freaks out about not knowing its meaning.

You are such a vacation bitch. Oop,s I mean fucking bitch.

by Tgyyjg March 11, 2021

in plant vacation

When the boss is out of the office and productivity completely stops. You're in the office, you're getting paid, but you sure aren't working!

"Hey, did you hear the boss took the rest of the day off?"
"Woo in plant vacation, baby!! I'm going to go watch Netflix in my office all day!"

by lazyclockwatcher March 25, 2014

indianapolis vacation

Noun. The act of getting very high and taking a nap.

yeah, the festival was canceled because of the weather so I took an Indianapolis vacation instead.

by weed-and-riddles April 24, 2021

Poor man's vacation

A vacation where you leave Friday night or Saturday morning and come back on Monday or Tuesday.

I cannot afford to take the entire week off, therefore, my family and I are taking a poor man's vacation.

by Nacho2874 August 27, 2022