an abomination from hell

i must have the most baddest luck because EVERYTIME I GO TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING BATHROOM WALLS AND PREVENTS ME FROM TAKING A FUCKING SHOWER

"but scott, i am not afraid of giant spiders" WELL YOU MUST BE FEARLESS, BECAUSE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF GIANT SPIDERS ON YOUR FUCKING BATHROOM WALL???

okay take this scenario, where you're about to sleep, you look up your ceiling and there's a giant spider at the same place to where your head is. if the giant fucking spider jumps, you're screwed.
todd: what are giant spiders and why is scott afraid of them

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, he thinks that giant spiders are abominations from hell and that they always appear on his bathroom walls everytime he takes a bath/shower.
by sc0tt_ June 11, 2023
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an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD
todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.
by Ice Cream_ June 11, 2023
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