Toilet envy is a term used to describe a childhood friend who continues to poop like a caveman and wipe his anus with sandpaper despite having the means to own his own bidet and then chastises those of a higher class who have and use a Toto bidet toilet.
Check out the tech bro. He can ride in a car that drives itself but still wipes his butt with paper. Dude has total toilet envy.
by Bidet King August 16, 2024

the name of someone who is a hottie hottie and is so sexc and sexc and your wife literally so sexc did I mention their hot???
by GirlWithADevice November 21, 2021

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.
Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.
by nikos68 October 15, 2017

by Sweet As Gold May 3, 2018

The feeling of jealousy that rushes through your body when hearing about others’ academic success and achievements.
by Kimber1yyy February 10, 2021

a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's ecological advantages, carbon footprint, greenness, environmental friendliness, etc.
an object of eco-envious feelings: Her new Prius made her the eco-envy of her commune.
an object of eco-envious feelings: Her new Prius made her the eco-envy of her commune.
Amanda: You know just six months of having solar, and I've saved 4294 lbs of CO2 emissions and produced 2526 kWh!
Damian: Dang girl, I eco-envy your greenness. And my sorry ass only has a solar calculator...
Damian: Dang girl, I eco-envy your greenness. And my sorry ass only has a solar calculator...
by dcbreezy March 11, 2010

When a person (usually a homosexual man) is jealous of a person he knows who happens to be a farmer.
by Charlie Macdonald March 25, 2024
