host envy 

When your rivals party is better than yours.

Who need a 70'' TV when you have quince
You just got some mad host envy

host envy by Samir Renzo Solis June 27, 2016

Head envy 

Personal envy towards another person due to their cranial diameter.

Greg has head envy towards me because he has such a bucket head and mine is the perfect size.

Head envy by Bigsexy1206 November 21, 2016

Curb Envy

When you're crossing at an intersection and someone else starts crossing before the signal turns green, leaving your pussy ass behind and alone.

I got major curb envy when I wasnt brave enough to cross the street with the homeless bitch.

Curb Envy by GrandmotherWillowSmith February 7, 2017

straight envy 

The envy a gay couple had against a straight couple.

"You have Straight Envy! "

straight envy by Kingofthemindpalace March 9, 2017

gym envy 

Gym envy is when someone tells you that they have gone to the gym or you see people training and you become jealous as you haven't been able to go. Gym envy is smoking getting trimmer whist you are getting fatter as you can't train.

Friend; I just ran 10km before work
You; listening as you look at them with hate as you had to wake up early so could'nt train. ( Gym envy)

Surfing Instagram after you've just eaten heavy meal of people doing cross fit .... Wanting to throw your phone in the bin with Gym Envy

Friend ; I got my body fat down to 11%

You; I got Gym envy , just can't get back into gym since my holiday

Friend 1; what's up with jon?
Friend 2 ; he has Gym envy as he hasn't been able to train this week... Just shut up about your training today as he is moody as he thinks he is fat!

gym envy by Jon b April 10, 2017

bonfire envy 

When your neighbour gets jealous because your bonfire is massive so they try to make one too but it fails

Neighbour: oh wow look at their bonfire it's huge! I need to make one now!
Me: lol too bad your bonfire is gonna be shit!
Neighbour: damn it now I have bonfire envy

bonfire envy by leshlesh June 23, 2017

blunt envy 

A popular stunt scooter brand. Most famous for the reaper/union bars

He's so cool, he has blunt envy reaper bars!

blunt envy by Scooter_kid July 1, 2017