a. The official name for Nintendo's new console. (previously known as the Nintendo Revolution)
b. A bizarre marketing decision.
c. The epitome of awesomeness. God's gift to the world.
b. A bizarre marketing decision.
c. The epitome of awesomeness. God's gift to the world.
The wii is going to be so wii, but why'd they call it wii, that sure was a wii thing to do. Oh well, the wii will still wii regardless of Nintendo's wii.
by zenjaphy May 4, 2006
1:A recent nintendo game consol manufactured to saticify a kids need for gameing.
2:A silly way to say Penis.Wii, or Wii-Wii
2:A silly way to say Penis.Wii, or Wii-Wii
Billy" Hey, Mary. I got the Wii for my birthday yesterday, want to play two player?"
Mary" Oh, I'd love to, can i bring some friends?"
Billy" The more the maryier" :D
Mary" Oh, I'd love to, can i bring some friends?"
Billy" The more the maryier" :D
by hecklar July 18, 2008
A small, shiny, plastic version of God. Has great controls, innovative and original games (Zach & Wiki, Wii Fit) and an extensive online library of games from older Nintendo systems and other consoles that were destroyed by Nintendo in the nineties (NeoGeo, TurboGrafix, Sega Genesis). Despite having great-but-not-as-great-graphics-as-the-costs-more-than-the-3DO-did-PS3, it still maintains a level of pure awesomeness that can only be equaled by somehow getting beer to stay cold in a room temperature environment without any form of refrigeration devices. In comparison with other systems on the market, the Wii has done what no one saw coming; it pwned the the most recent in the playstation line of consoles, the PS3! Compared to the Xbox 360, the two are both killing the costs-so-much-only-the-kids-of-sony-CEO's-can-afford-one-PS3, the two fairly equal in terms of overall rock! Due to this amount of rock and the overwhelming amount of Downs syndrome sufferers running Walmart, the Wii is in short supply.
Guy (to friend): Hey, I just bought a Wii!
Friend stares in utter disbelief: Holy hand basket of awesome! How? The last one was sold at Walmart months ago!
Guy (smiling): A friend of mine sold his because his parents turned Amish and I outbid a Fat Kid for it!
Friend: A fat Kid? He probably needed it more than you, the exercise and all!
Guy: I know! Maybe he'll die!
Guy: This Wii is so awesome!
Son-of-sony-CEO arrives in porsche: HAHAHAHA!! I have a PS3 and you don't, you filthy commoner! HAHAHAHA!!
Guy(eyes glowing): Wii know where you live.
PS3Fag: *dying* But I'm too affluent to die! *death rattle*
Friend stares in utter disbelief: Holy hand basket of awesome! How? The last one was sold at Walmart months ago!
Guy (smiling): A friend of mine sold his because his parents turned Amish and I outbid a Fat Kid for it!
Friend: A fat Kid? He probably needed it more than you, the exercise and all!
Guy: I know! Maybe he'll die!
Guy: This Wii is so awesome!
Son-of-sony-CEO arrives in porsche: HAHAHAHA!! I have a PS3 and you don't, you filthy commoner! HAHAHAHA!!
Guy(eyes glowing): Wii know where you live.
PS3Fag: *dying* But I'm too affluent to die! *death rattle*
by HardAsFuck July 30, 2008
A. The final name for the amazing Nintendo Revolution.
B. 'The Console Formerly Known As Revolution'
B. 'The Console Formerly Known As Revolution'
by Tesko Virgo May 2, 2006
"I want 10 inches of long, hard wii"
"I just went wii-wii in my pants"
"You hear the new Nintendo console, Wii?
Yeah, but I thought it was a late April fools joke..."
"I just went wii-wii in my pants"
"You hear the new Nintendo console, Wii?
Yeah, but I thought it was a late April fools joke..."
by fpilot17 April 27, 2006
One of the best forms of entertainment with friends. released on Nov 19 2006 and had a big turn out. i was there and got one. Oh yeah, and no one sold it later on ebay because they actually wanted one. PS3 sux and will never live up to Wii. xbox is ok. But Wii forever
Sorry cant talk, i have to clean my new shine white wii that i got last weekend. i finally feel complete as a person
by Captain Amazing December 2, 2006
by Gallagher April 28, 2006