Tuesday is the worst day in the world.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
Useually a school day where everything goes wrong.
There is a holiday directly after the last tuesday of the school year called: Day-After-Tuesday-Day.
A: I have fellen down stairs, failed a test, made a fool of myself and was stabbed by a pencil.
B: Must be Tuesday.
B: Must be Tuesday.
by Joseph Pfister October 22, 2005
*Monday*
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”
Gary- “I just wanna jump off this bridge right now”
Tyron- “You can’t man gotta wait till tomorrow”
Gary- “Why?”
Tyron- “You can only jump on Tuesdays man”
by AgLet- August 9, 2019
by skyeblitz April 19, 2015
An awesome beautiful girl who humps random things on Wednesdays and scares teachers. Usually Tuesdais have family bands.
by Lexy likes unicorns November 15, 2013
The worst day of the week. It's the worst day because Monday sucks, but Tuesday is like Monday again. Since it's the worst day of the week it's the only day you can kill someone and get away with it. Tuesday is a day of anarchy.
by Tuesday_Sckus Loochs May 15, 2007
Horacio: Excuse me sir, but you came in earlier today and now an orphan is missing, do you know anything about this?
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
Francis: Well you can’t blame me, it’s Tuesday I was hungee.
Horacio: What the fuck does that imply?
Francis: I Monched orphan.
by BruhBruhPepperoni September 11, 2019
Arguably the best day of the entire week!
Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.
Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.
Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.
Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.
Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.
Saturday: When the best parties are held
TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.
Also a reference of total randomness.
Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.
Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.
Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.
Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.
Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.
Saturday: When the best parties are held
TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.
Also a reference of total randomness.
Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.
Guy 2: On a Tuesday?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?
Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
Guy 2: On a Tuesday?
Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!
Ex 2:
Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?
Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.
by County April 10, 2009