Top Deck Trick

The cunning ploy of buying the cheapest fare on the bus and sitting right at the back of upper deck in hope the driver wont see you riding 3 or more stages past where you should have got off. Often failing causing the driver to throw you off. This is often done by teenagers and pissed up nobheads coming home from the pub with on 70p left in the pocket.

" Aww fuckin ell Dave its miles home and i`m brassic" "Its allreet Kev we`ll do the top deck trick" Bang on Dave!

Top Deck Trick by Upper Class Twit August 9, 2007

trick roll 

When a prostitute robs a john.

LaWanda told the man she'd have sex with him for $100. Once they got to the room, the pimp trick rolled the man.

trick roll by Leroy The Pimp June 11, 2007

do the trick 

to do exactly what is wanted or needed

Next time you have a headache, take some ibuprofin. That will do the trick.

do the trick by Light Joker April 8, 2005

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick by minuccp January 8, 2010

Gettysburg Hat-Trick 

In reference to the opening line of the Gettysburg Address "Four score and seven years ago...", it is when an athlete scores 4 times in one game.

Dude, did you see how Fitzy is playing? He's on fire.

Yeah man, he's scored 4 goals already. That's a Gettysburg Hat-Trick.

Gettysburg Hat-Trick by Banangy February 14, 2013

jokers trick

The jokers trick phenomenon is that of which the joker, uses trickery and practical jokes as an end to his means. Usually with the jokers trick comes a witty response from the joker such as “fool you once, shame on you, fool you twice, jokers trick...”.

Only a crackhead would understand jokers trick

jokers trick by Jokers trick August 17, 2019

scone trick

When a joint has been left to go out for fear of servere stoned'ness,then passed on.

"here, burger lids, you let the biff go out again, proper scone trick!"

scone trick by sshleptenspiel March 1, 2009