The man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if I could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
Have you met my chris he's the man of my dreams!
by hermionie June 14, 2005
A Chris is the love of your life! He makes you feel like you are worth so much more and keeps you by his side. He never goes for another girl even when you may think so because of his beautiful ocean eyes. He's a lover and a cuddler, he is dirty minded at times and listens to you when you need to vent. He always says he's ugly when really all you see is how handsome he is! The smile he puts on your face is brighter than the sun! He can be very open and he only trusts a few of his closest friends and family. He's very intelligent, fun, amazing, etc. A Chris never makes you feel like a failure or a waste of his time! He will love you until the very end and he's very supportive! He's very serious about his religion, but not as serious as he is about you! "I love my Chrissy Bear!"
by Ye dAd:) April 11, 2019
A handsome sexy motherfucker. Usually plays football like a beast. Don't mess with a Chris he will fuck you up if you make him really mad. Usually dates girls named Brittney, Brianna, Bethany. A Chris is a nice friend who makes you laugh all the time. A Chris can rock you're with his big cock. He is fucking tall. A Chris has big ass biceps. A Chris is also kind to his friends. He cares about his family. A Chris is also likes to go to the park to practice and look at nature. He can take a punch to the face and still standing up like it was nothing. A Chris is a Mexican who is fast as fuck. People call him Chris as his nickname but has a real name. A Chris is a sporty athletic motherfucker. He gives a shit about your safety. A nice friend to have. A Chris can be annoying but does it because he wants ur attention mostly to girls. A Chris gets hella sms from Asian/Mexican girls. Don't mess with A Chris. But one thing a Chris really loves is his family.
Britney: Hey have you seen that handsome guy who plays football?
Brianna: Yea that sexy motherfucker called Chris.
Bethany: Yea he can rock ur world with his charming skills and big cock.
Brianna: Yea that sexy motherfucker called Chris.
Bethany: Yea he can rock ur world with his charming skills and big cock.
by marcusbitch June 3, 2019
He is very kind and very weird and can be a bit overwhelming but he is very nice usually would date some one that it named Britney or Brianna or savanna
Chris I hate him in a good way
by I don’t care November 27, 2017
Chris is someone you can rely on when going through hard times. He stops you from procrastinating and has a pure intellectual world he likes to share with anyone. You will be very lucky to have a Chris in your life, plus if you are having difficulties with tying up your yeezys, he shall be there to double-knot them for you. Do not lose this Chris, because he has a very special way of letting you know that everything will be fine.
by YangFox November 11, 2019
Not to be confused with the cooler, more distinguished “Kris”. Chris is a fat, probably balding, insensitive prick.
“Chris didn’t cancel school only because he lives right next to it. Fuck that guy. My balls are freezing.”
by ThatBobbyBitch February 13, 2021
Chris's are quite average people, they are the fattest NPCs. They don't talk much, don't do much and spend most of their time just standing there.
by unknown man11111 November 7, 2022