Summit Learning

The worst learning platform on the history of planet earth used by Camp Ernst Middle School and is A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

Grim Reaper: Time to die

Person 1: No I can not

Grim Reaper: Why is that

Person 1: My Teacher is making me stay after public school because i have 1 single red on Summit Learning
Person 1: You can claim my life while i am in there so then the teacher will be blamed for doing nothing

Grim Reaper: We have a deal today a 27:00 Pm

Person 1: Correct

by anuisIicker8888 February 4, 2020

summit boom

A night of spectacular-ness with musical entertainment from all directions. Local band, great venue...
In short, ear sex.

"Are going to Summit Boom it on Weds?"-Person X
"Hell yeah"- Person Y

by Summit Boom March 10, 2008

helsinki summit

Sex behind closed doors with a partner whom one does not share a common language with, with translators present to assist. Typically one partner is dominant and the other submissive.

Trump and Putin had a great Helsinki summit.

by at5five July 22, 2018

The Clam of the Summit

The holy bivalve that resides above us in the sky. The Clam, situated on a high summit, spewed lava and created the world. His mortal enemy is the Squid of the Depths. today, we follow the Clam in hopes that we will one day bask in his holy light upon the summit.

Holy Clam, that's amazing.

Praise the Clam! The Clam of the Summit!

We will join the Clam one day.

by Chris Nelsson August 19, 2008

Beer Summit

An event where Beer is consumed to solve any and all conceived mistakes of those involved.

The recent Beer Summit helped everyone get past how Obama called the police department stupid, Sergeant James Crowley possibly behaved in a racist fashion, and Henry Louis Gates possibly got a little to angry after he had to break into his own house. We don't really know what the truth is, but regardless beer has solved the problem!!

by Short Spaz August 1, 2009

Summiting the Mountain

(N.) The initial ascent of a hand to the precipice of a breast, wherein the nipple represents the peak.

Peter: I got to second base with Jamie last night.

Nicholas: Nice. I love summiting the mountain.

by Call Me Email February 16, 2010

snowball summit

The act of filling a womens mouth with sperm until she begins to spurt the males semen out of her nostrils.

David ensured Sally reached a glorious snowball summit by filling her mouth with jizz.

by sfat1medic December 28, 2011