Squidge

A term of endearment towards something/someone small, young, or cute. Or maybe all the above.

Person A: I love Harris he’s so squidge (>_<)
Person B: What the fuck are you on about bruv
Person A: I want to squidge him like slime ★彡

by tescoboy720 ಠ_ಠ July 23, 2023

Squidge

A super gay piece of fleshy, soft, acne-covered meat. They often fantasize about doing the gomorrah with Jeff Goldblum or the adele with steve buscemi. Synonym: oliver.

"Hey, squidge, wake up. OLIVER, you have school band practice now."
*whispers in sleep* "Steve Buscemi..."

by Bitch boy.com July 27, 2018

Squidge

To put a dip (tobacco) in your lip

I put a squidge of wintergreen dip in my lip.

by BigNTasty75 September 30, 2009

squidge

A bizarre sexual act performed specifically upon a member of the cast of Neighbours or Emmerdale

Jules said he'd love to sidle up to her and squidge

by Pyker Grove March 19, 2016

Squidge

A portmanteau of squeeze and smidge referring to a small portion of hand-sanitizer commonly dispersed into the palm.

Yo bro can I get a squidge of that hand sanny? Not tryna catch the ‘rona.

by FlamingoJoe August 21, 2020

Squidge the widge

When men squeeze their penis when needing the toilet desperately.

“Hurry up in their Linda, I’m needing to squidge the widge out here”

by Pesh March 3, 2021