shmeat

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

by Simple Jack69 March 12, 2016

shmeat

the skin flap that hangs over your asshole

1st guy: danm michael, i licked her shmeat last night
2nd guy: tf is a shmeat
1st guy: the skin flap that hangs over someones asshole
2nd guy: Damnnnn thats hot

by bib bibba bibba December 4, 2018

Shmeat

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

by September 14, 2020

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 27, 2022

Shmeat

Thatsmokingti

Having a small dick

Your such a shmeat.
You got a shmeat

by jayzx03 November 12, 2017

Shmeat

Small penis the no one likes

Timmy has a shmeat and can’t get wit a girl because of his small shmeat

by Thatisok12345 June 7, 2020

Shmeat

small penis or small 'meat'

jay has a shmeat.

by iraqlobster123 November 13, 2017