sausage 

A person who is cocky, works out, goes to parties every weekend, drinks beer, owns many collared and/or tight shirts, and plays a sport; the typical jock.

Look at his popped collar. What a freakin' sausage.

sausage by tea time May 15, 2005

sausage 

A delicious meat that may or may not be used to be smoked by some complex people. The fact that it's a greasy meat helps providing a delectable flavour.

I've got to smoke my daily SAUSAGE, does anyone have a lighter...?

sausage by Bat-man December 28, 2005

sausage 

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

sausage by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

sausage 

The art of having your way with a family member.

Daddy would you like some sausage?

sausage by Misled_Monkey February 12, 2003

sausage 

An extremly annoying beer guzzler.
Somone who claims to know everything about everything.

that stupid sausage,he's such a pain in the ass

the knowledge of sausage, interrupting conversations to bore you with dribble

sausage by mr wullock March 21, 2004

Sausage 

A warning to other males in the room when your droppin your draws so they don't see any weens.

"Yoo Somerville I'm takin a shower now, sausage!" (Somerville will then turn around so he doesn't see his roomate's dick)

Sausage by G-Burg's Finest April 5, 2007

sausage 

A person who loves eating sausages, especially hot dogs,the bonus being weddings and funerals as thers always a plate full.

I might have known, "Sausage has polished off all the sausages on sticks", "greedy bastard". Poor Linda,s missed out again..

sausage by Mr Bute November 14, 2007