What the actual fuck?

Iam "This is ridiculous. I was asleep (quite peacefully I might add) and was thrown into a meat prison. Bone and organs just-a-sloshing around. Existing perpetually in-between the physical and conceptual realms. Not to mention the social, moral, and psychological elements. I have a variety of designations. I am 'This one' (and not other's). Number ???-??-????. There are other ones. There's an imposition on me to interact with them properly (which I have not been doing... AT ALL). INDEFINITELY. Or else one (or several) of them are going to drain my flesh-sack (and not in a good way... Or possibly in a good way🤔) or lock me in a cage. OR I'll be excised from the conceptual realm through cooperative or individual non-association and be imprisoned in my own solipsistic conceptual domain. Not to mention the inevitable imposition of another one's will upon me. My mind may or may not function properly AND there is a degree to which what constitutes 'functioning properly' is subjective. Could also get locked in a cage as a result of EITHER of those things. There's a historical element. This (the bifurcation of existence into the physical and conceptual realms) has been happening for 50,000 years and there is a canonical and narrative interpretation of the events that have transpired. This applies at (both) a group and individual level. Biological elements.
I need to maintain my rat/pig/monkey-mech-suit and the maintenance (in and of itself) has social and psychological implications. And why is it happening? Reality monster. The general consensus is reality monster. The other ones are pretty stoked about it. Some people don't believe that it's reality monster but it's more-likely-than-not just reality monster. Because why would it not be? Seems pretty damn reality monster-y to me. About which I (personally) am not particularly enthused. Then there is the persistent insinuation that I am not properly doing what it wants. That's the religious element. Then there is the personal element. This one's existence has a canonical interpretation over time. The other ones are aware of this one and react to it's existence. This takes the form of this ones favorite writers referencing this one in their writing or speech. And this is all just the baseline level of analysis that is required to interpret all subsequent information received. I could go on but I'm running out of characters... Do I go that about right or is my grasp of reality off?"
by Hym Iam July 15, 2022
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disappointing. You might be all about snorting and pooping rainbows, spreading positive vibes, making people laugh but the world ain't full of that. People will steal your stuff and won't give credits to you. That's reality and Reality is often disappointing.
It's reality when people steal your stuff but won't give credits to you.
by DaDirewolf October 5, 2019
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beyond the point of control and thought therefor beyond normal understanding of life and the universe as we know it as our sacred land of perspective and false sense of safety therefor beyond existence in the cycling world we fall for
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by Mr.Reality-42 January 22, 2021
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Reality is a state of mind, except in San Francisco where it is not present.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 28, 2007
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a whole lotta shit, some times fun, some times not, but its kinda all the same- so make something of it
Reality contiunes to runin my life
by Nater June 2, 2003
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1) Is what you come back to after saying something completly insane.
2) whatever you are doing right now.
1) First person: "who am i?"
Second person: "reality you goon"
2) staring at another persons definition of reality when you are clearly not in it.
by Lozzza September 1, 2006
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1)merely a perception
2)einstiens theory would be that if you closed your eyes and wished with all your might that it would go away, and its stil there then thats reality.
better example, whats reality? hehehe
by Ashleii December 2, 2002
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