Dirty Pimp-slap

The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.

I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.

by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011

Ultimate Pimp Slap

It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.

"Some dumass stole my wallet, so I went back and gave him the ultimate pimp slap."

by dj_holydumbf**ck October 19, 2006

prostitute pimp-slap

the art of receiving oral sex and right before you blow your load you pull out a twenty dollar bill, nut on it and then proceed to slap it to the side of the slut's head, leaving a sticky, but financially rewarding result.

This bitch last night did such a good job blowin' me, i gave her the prostitute pimp-slap.

by akhlys December 29, 2008

Lazy pimp slap

Being so lazy or tired that you just turn your body to pimp someone in the face.

Girlfriend-"Your home early"
You-*Lazy pimp slap* "WHERE MAH SAMMICH"

by Anonymous Bobbert January 19, 2011

Frisco pimp slap

When a person is slapped with a handful of jiz.

I finished the deed with a Frisco pimp slap.

by beavercleaver May 08, 2014

atomic pimp slap

When you powder up your hand and give a slap so hard the powder explodes into a mushroom cloud.

Carlos was crying like a little girl so i gave him an atomic pimp slap.

by JLC84 October 30, 2007

Paki Pimp Slap

V. When you kiss your hand and slap someone in the face, thus conveying the kiss through physical pain.

GUY1: Peter was dared to kiss Adam, so he Paki Pimp Slapped him!
GUY2: Everybody hates Adam, what a shame

by soodisannoying July 29, 2011