performance review

When Seth Rogen comes to your workplace and asks you to take him through your typical day at work.

"Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review."
"No problem."
"So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?"
"Absolutely! I'm da bawz."

performance review by herpy August 25, 2011

High performance giggler pin

a females vibrating toy

tina keeps waving her High performance giggler pin in my face

High performance giggler pin by cletusdameenest June 22, 2006

Performance demo progam 

An unendorsed post-WW2 era program by a major retailer which allows cyclists to demo products for a short amount of time, cost-free.

Rider 1: Dude, I signed up for the 24-hour race but they price gouged me so bad I don't have money for lights, looks like I'll be hauling my old NiteRider battery on a pull-behind Burley trailer.

Rider 2: Man, don't be stupid. Just go pick up a light under the Performance demo progam and bring it back when you are done.

Performance demo progam by Rider 2 May 14, 2009

subway performance 

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small

"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"

subway performance by Datdogtho September 1, 2018

Academy Award Performance 

A sarcastic award that is given to a soccer player that fakes an injury for sporting gain.

And you have got to say that Ronaldo has given the Academy Award Performance of the year with that injury.

Academy Award Performance by blashada October 15, 2017

Core of the performance 

Lee Heeseung of Enhypen is considered the “Core of the Performance”, considering his unmatched ace qualities.

Heeseung is the “core of the performance”

Core of the performance by heedidthat July 21, 2021

Not for performance reasons 

A phrase used by someone who has been terminated from a job position for low performance and is embarrassed to admit it.

Did you hear that Amir got fired today? He told me that it was not for performance reasons.

Not for performance reasons by Cuntmir Toufag October 22, 2023