Paper Bag Special

In reference to a wing man's position, a Paper Bag Special means to cover the not so pretty face, with a paper bag when engaging sexual activities.
It was also a conversation of the Wing Mans job, that turned into a band name, by some teenagers in Albuquerque New Mexico.
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Buddy "Hey, I get the cute blonde, go distract her friend"
Wing Man "Maan, I don't want to look at that"
Buddy "Heres a paper bag"
Wing Man "She's a Paper Bag Special"

by iNaneNihilist August 15, 2008

Paper bag titties

Tits of a below average size. When view from side they resemble a flat paper bag.

Wow... His wife is pretty hot to bad she has paper bag titties.

by scott322 November 23, 2013

brown paper bag

when a girl has a great body and an ok face so you just want to put a bag over her head and f**k her. only players do this, or even think about this.

wow! look at maddy...mmmm. brown paper bag her

by maddy stepnoski June 11, 2009

brown paper bag

Brown Paper Bag is a trucker's term for an unmarked police cruiser commonly heard over the CB Radio. If there's a brown paper bag and he's drinking it, that means said cop has got somebody.

"Breaker, breaker 1-9, got a brown paper bag at mile marker 1-2-3."

by Jay Dog September 29, 2005

paper bag whore

a brod that is only worthy of getting fucked with a paper bag over her face; see buttahead

by blackfire February 27, 2003

brown paper bag

an object that has ruined my life

Ever since i smoked it im always coughning

by i forgot March 10, 2005

paper bag effect

Dreaming of a paper bagg over some ones face

you talk to a girl nice body face looks like she got hit by a truck you imagin somethin to cover her face so you can get on with the conversation with out thinkin about her face

by Anonymous June 12, 2003