commercial panhandler

A person who stands next to the road and begs you to spend money on a commercial venture. Commercial panhandlers usually wave large signs and can sometimes be seen wearing costumes.

"That intersection is particularly busy. They have six commercial panhandlers who work there."

"It's easy to find the tax place. They usually have a commercial panhandler out front dressed like the statue of liberty."

by Mythobeast November 13, 2009

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it. No plan. No plot.

The increased murder rate and subsequent arrest and convictions in this part of the state is due to a large demographic of white trash exhibiting major panhandle behavior.

by LORDSILKY May 18, 2018

Panhandle Piledriver

A mythical exhibition wrestler hailing from Northern Texas, whose signature move is the flying double chicken wing.

Did you see the panhandle piledriver put the flying double chicken wing on him!

by Onthegas29 February 21, 2015

Panhandle Cruise

When a friend becomes completely dumpy see dumpy and their anus is cruised into by a friend with a cooking pan's handle. If the friend does not wake up it is completely acceptable for the friend to insert multiple frying pans.

Lauren got completely snackpacked and Kelly made sure she took a panhandle cruise.

The dog fell asleep and we took mom's new frying pan for a panhandle cruise.

My girlfriend got angry when I took her for a panhandle cruise from behind.

by David and Hampton May 02, 2006

facebook panhandling

Someone who makes poor life decisions who take to Facebook looking for hand outs.

After Tobi got her last tattoo she took to Facebook panhandling to pay her rent.

by DirtyRandy April 26, 2017

Panhandle Cap

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.

My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.

by Dr Fulgap II December 14, 2008

Puerto rican panhandle

The act of cumming in the hand of a latino.

Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.

by Scrotto Saggins November 19, 2012