land full of rich asswipes who yell at you for doing stupid things; cockhead cops; angry old ladies; and stupid useless rules made for getting destructive teens in trouble.
by Alex St. Clair March 21, 2007
a city in CALIFORNIA. where its mostly nature and wild life, but most people here are exciting and we are the ones with the beaches! <3 <3
by pvchick<3 May 11, 2010
Mexican slang term for a "cock blocker". From caca which means shit and palo which literally means stick but is also slang for penis. So literally it means shit stick, or penis covered with shit. Obviously something no female would want to have sex with, Therefore a cock blocker.
by windo changer September 28, 2011
A place in Los Angles County that blows. If you like rich snobby people,jackasses cops,and an outdoor mall that is a absolute joke,and think you're better than everyone else,then come live in PV! Oh,the ONLY thing there is really to do in PV is smoke pot,drink,party and do other drugs. Woohoo! Party Like a rockstar!
Kid #1-There is nothing to do here in Palos verdes! I hate it!
Kid #2-Yeah,Oh well. Let's go get high as hell.
Kid #1-Alright,let's just hope Pv pigs don't roll past. Why don't we go to Del Cerro?
Kid #2-Fine. Del Cerro is more chill anyways.
Kid #2-Yeah,Oh well. Let's go get high as hell.
Kid #1-Alright,let's just hope Pv pigs don't roll past. Why don't we go to Del Cerro?
Kid #2-Fine. Del Cerro is more chill anyways.
by Richy McRich September 25, 2007
Palo kids are mostly made up of rich snobs who complain if their daddy's gets them a porsche in a wrong color. They talk up a storm of how badass they are and claim they can take down anybody; however, when one goes to challenge them, a palo kid will usually back down. But again, this goes for most palo kids, not all.
by Anonymous579287 July 20, 2011
In Palo Alto, we do it hardcore. The East Meadow gang doesn't fuck around wit nobody. They can often be seen at Walgreens, trying on bras, buying condoms and being pushed around in shopping carts. When I see the former JLS crew, I hide in the nearest shrubbery.
One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.
For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!
Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.
Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.
The best park in Palo Alto is Mitchell Park. This area is where most of the ghettoist Palo Alto bitches n hoes can be found- ya heard?! Damnn straight! It also has dances where little 7th grade skanks think they can wear too much eyeliner, dress in abercrombie tanks and jean miniskirts, and dance suggestively.
Kids in Palo Alto often say "hella sketch," "cool," "aite," and "sexy."
East of Palo Alto, there is a city called, "East Palo Alto," which, at one point, had the highest murder rate in the United Stated. EPA kids keep it ghetto wit dere cartoon backbacks, Applebottom jeans, and RocaWear.
One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.
For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!
Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.
Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.
The best park in Palo Alto is Mitchell Park. This area is where most of the ghettoist Palo Alto bitches n hoes can be found- ya heard?! Damnn straight! It also has dances where little 7th grade skanks think they can wear too much eyeliner, dress in abercrombie tanks and jean miniskirts, and dance suggestively.
Kids in Palo Alto often say "hella sketch," "cool," "aite," and "sexy."
East of Palo Alto, there is a city called, "East Palo Alto," which, at one point, had the highest murder rate in the United Stated. EPA kids keep it ghetto wit dere cartoon backbacks, Applebottom jeans, and RocaWear.
Hoe DaFuck: "Palo Alto has one very cool homeless guy with a laptop. He's my hero!... I don't even have a laptop!"
"Cool" Palo Alto Parent: "Damnn that guy's hella sketch."
Mitchell Park Dance Girl: "OMG I lyk luv abercrombie, and have lyk a million of their jean miniskirts-- just lyk all the other Mitchell Park Dance girls!! LOLz!!"
MMM: "I like eggs. Anarchy!"
C-HAN: "The PAPCM Associaton (Palo Alto Pipe Cleaner Men Association) is the coolest thing ever! I love them!"
PG, JS, and CH: "WALGREENS IS THE BEST! Aww mayn, C------- is the coolest girl ever wit her grill and all."
Beezy: "CLANCY's MY BFF!"
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"At least one of the taggers was a girl, Cox said."- Palo Alto Weekly
Paper: "yay! thats me MUAHAHA no seriously hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
look, see for your self! it has it's own paragraph! hahaha
why is it so funny?? well it's cause it's so random, it has like nothing to do with anything, it's like, the most sexist thing I've heard all year!"
"Cool" Palo Alto Parent: "Damnn that guy's hella sketch."
Mitchell Park Dance Girl: "OMG I lyk luv abercrombie, and have lyk a million of their jean miniskirts-- just lyk all the other Mitchell Park Dance girls!! LOLz!!"
MMM: "I like eggs. Anarchy!"
C-HAN: "The PAPCM Associaton (Palo Alto Pipe Cleaner Men Association) is the coolest thing ever! I love them!"
PG, JS, and CH: "WALGREENS IS THE BEST! Aww mayn, C------- is the coolest girl ever wit her grill and all."
Beezy: "CLANCY's MY BFF!"
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"At least one of the taggers was a girl, Cox said."- Palo Alto Weekly
Paper: "yay! thats me MUAHAHA no seriously hahahahaha I can't stop laughing
look, see for your self! it has it's own paragraph! hahaha
why is it so funny?? well it's cause it's so random, it has like nothing to do with anything, it's like, the most sexist thing I've heard all year!"
by missghettopimpette July 15, 2006
by jimmyslim July 15, 2009