A type of weed-smoking paraphernalia that traditionally refers to pipe that deliberately mimics the shape of a cigarette. In areas of the world where it is illegal to smoke weed, although weed is delicious and good for the high, it is wise to smoke out of a one hitter: if a cop sees you smokin' a one-hitter, he or she will just think it's a ciggey. Haw! You can fool 'em!

One hitters are also used by the stingy, frugal, or used to control how much of their stash friends or weed needin' acquaintances get to smoke. This is related to the custom that accompanies smoking a one-hitter: all the weed that is rammed into the pipe is smoked 'to the head' or by the individual, him or herself, who is handed the green tipped ciggie-chameleon.

A one-hitter is also referred to as a 'oney'.
A: Yo, you fuckin' kiddin? This is South Korea!
B: Don't even worry about it. Doan even weerry bout it...
A: Man, I'm scared as shit. If I get busted they gonna yank my passport; my student loans!
B: Shit, don't trip. This be a one hitter.
A: Oh.... cool. You dreamy!

A: Yo finish that shit, bitch!
B: Naw, man, I'm...
high as a fart-cloud

flyin in the night.
A: Fool that's a one-hitter. Put that in your head!
B: Aight.

A: Hey, let me get another one of those.
B: Sorry, bro. That's a 'one' hitter. That's all you get.
A: But I ain't even faded. Come on gimme another one.
B: Sorry man; I got all these scavengers up in my mutha fuckin piece... Why don't you buy a sack?

A: What's up with this cigarette? Feels hard as shit. Whatever...
B: (15 min. later). Oh shit, what happened to Mikey?
C: Oh no, he musta thought this oney was a cancer stick.
A: (Hazily) Guys! Take me to the emergency room. I think ahmina have a heart-attack.

B: Poofta!
by Che Boludo March 6, 2010
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Also known as french tips, french manicure and acrylic nails, clit hitters is derived from the over-manicured nails of female porn stars who repeatedly slap their genitals. These porn stars tend to lick their fingers and repeatedly whack their clitoris in fake ecstasy for the camera. Midwestern women are especially vulnerable to the charms of clit hitters, whereas women from the east and west coast find the trend tacky.
Katie could have spent her paycheck on baby formula and diapers, but instead she decided to get new clit hitters so she can look hot on the pole tonight.
by Jashie K January 20, 2011
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Some one or a group of people who are willing to go to the extreme in order to get things accomplished. Most commonly refers to the special forces, but is not limited to that. Can also serve as an extreme marksman(s). Someone who will accomplish any task no questions asked. It is rapidly evolving to encompass all those who live life to the extreme.
Black Water is full of pipe hitters, ready to go.
Pipe Hitters Union Creed: "Live extreme, always give one hundred percent and watch your brother's backs."
by Harry Waring March 10, 2008
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N: A life style

Adj: Describes someone who enjoys; modifying cars/trucks, motorcycles, extreme sports, tattoos, loud music, and living life to the fullest. Hard Hitters don't quit, and always look for the next thrill. They are into anything adrenaline!

A Hard Hitter's moto: Being a hard hitter is a commitment to;
Breaking molds, Staying gold, Loud music, Jacked up, Hella flush, Dirt,Street,strip. Remembering the fallen, Living the life, Keeping it real,Never buying in, Never selling out.
Guy 1: Hey man I think I saw your lifted truck, the one with the monster energy, FMF, and Oakley stickers on the back, at the moto x track last weekend.

Guy 2: Yeah that was me, I was throwing down some new tricks on the dirt ramps.

Guy 2 walks away...

Guy 1: Man, that guy is a Hard Hitter for sure! I hope I can be that cool one day.
by Gaddo37 July 25, 2011
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A stupid rule that was implemented 40 years ago because the majority of AL teams, although some having some success in the post season, were struggling financially, and thought that by taking away the "weakest hitter" in the lineup and replacing him with some douche bag that cant field a ball but can swing a bat, would increase their ratings.

Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.
Douche - Hey bro you wanna watch the Angels and Mariners game?

Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.

Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.

Me - you do that
by Danny boy in LA June 27, 2009
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The hardest working player on a volleyball court-until you disagree,try blocking weak,strong,and middle and busting your ass for the largest amount of hit calls any hitter has.Middle hitter is the one who looks the best in spandex,of course. and blocks and gets touches like its their job.beast,killer,and amazing.God's gift to volleyball.
middle hitters are obviously god's gift to volleyball
by ryan April 30, 2008
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A terminology often used to categorize the elite, special operations, direct action units of the United States Military. Delta Force (CAG), SEAL Team 6 (DEVGRU), the 75th Ranger Regiment, SEALS, and some elements Special Forces groups (Green Berets) are all considered "Pipe Hitters"... Marine Force Recon kind of, sort of falls into this category also. All of these units are highly respectable, well trained, top of their branch, operators.
1) When everyone on the objective must die and no structures need be left standing, call in the "Pipe Hitters".

2) There is a definitive difference between the standard Soldier/Marine/Sailor and those who are referred to as the "Pipe Hitters" of the military.

3) Ladies, get yourself a "Pipe Hitter". Your vagina will love you for it.
by 275WatchMan7tre April 22, 2009
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