by MidwesternSnow December 23, 2022
First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.
You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.
by Stonksonlygoup November 17, 2019
The Midwestern Ring of Fire is a party trick in which you shove three to four raccoons up your ass, along with some medium to spicy salsa, and just hold on for dear life.
by batfucker69 October 18, 2023
by Theadore guisel December 7, 2022
someone who would end up on r/iamverybadass. usually makes comments such as "sorry, i was fighting off my demons" or "people underestimate what i am capable" of to either hit on chicks or "scare" people with little to no success
Midwestern Emo: "I'm sorry for not answering you bbg, I was fighting off the demons in my head..:
*left on read*
*left on read*
by jupitershmupiter January 10, 2022
Originating ONLY from one of the oldest homes in Gary, Indiana,
Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.
*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
Midwestern Hellhounds are a very rare domesticated canine that is a 5-part mix of specific breeds.
Maternal side is American (red nosed) Beagle combined with German Shepard/Mastiff hybrid.
Paternal is Red-Nosed Pit Bull/Boxer hybrid.
Known for their speed, various colour patterns, loyal companionship, immeasurable amount of energy, and extremely loving demeanor, these dogs are also known to be great with all ages and settings, especially children.
*They are also adventurous, which means this breed can be a great dog for traveling but could also pose issue with escaping domestic containment if not cautious.
by Lotus Nyxxon April 2, 2017
A type of sex orgy in which all participants arrange themselves in a Tetris like stacked position and pleasure each other.
Tyler, was taken away by the pressure of Allison’s fat ass on his face, because she was on top of the midwestern bento box
by Andyrewg123 December 27, 2019